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bad morning




tazmaninangel
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Sep 13, 2007, 9:34 PM CST



I rear ended a car this morning and got into a fight...I tell you, it is going to be a
REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy'
So I said, 'Well Ok , which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started...
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CharlieGirl41
Devon, Alberta Canada
Posted: Sep 13, 2007, 9:58 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

...and you didn't tell me about this at lunch???? How could you not!!!

cool
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CharlieGirl41
Devon, Alberta Canada
Posted: Sep 13, 2007, 10:17 PM CST
pssst... hey, Taz...

Just between you and me... I'm thinking people are starting to wonder about you too.

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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Sep 13, 2007, 11:09 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing
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curlywolf
quebec, Quebec Canada
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 6:14 AM CST
TAZ!!!!!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
God I love ya!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing kiss
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tazmaninangel
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 8:30 AM CST
yea - that one actually made me snort rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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CharlieGirl41
Devon, Alberta Canada
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 8:38 AM CST
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yea - that one actually made me snort

You too!!!

Awwww... that is so sweet! rolling on the floor laughing

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Dawn50
Niagara Falls Ontario, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 8:56 AM CST
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I rear ended a car this morning and got into a fight...I tell you, it is going to be a
REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy'
So I said, 'Well Ok , which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started...
A day like that should be a call in "sick day" to avoid a chain of event on that kind of day crying

And head right back to bed to re-start yout day dunno

A hug for you hug

ANd hope the day ends on a possitive note wine
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Invierno
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 7:27 PM CST
In response to:



I rear ended a car this morning and got into a fight...I tell you, it is going to be a
REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy'
So I said, 'Well Ok , which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started...
Hi Taz - sorry to hear about it

For a minute I thought DWARF was an Acronym and I could not figure it out LOL confused

when I realized Dwarf is Dwarf D'oh!
Hope you are ok hug

Happy Friday!!
wine
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sexygurlswings
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 7:38 PM CST
guys this is a JOKE!! happy is one of the 7 dwarfs sheeshsticking out tongue
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Invierno
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 7:45 PM CST
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guys this is a JOKE!! happy is one of the 7 dwarfs sheesh
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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sexygurlswings
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 7:54 PM CST
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hug I saw a guy do this joke on Leno a few weeks ago.....hilarious
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tazmaninangel
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 8:19 PM CST
It's funny how many people have not got the joke...


I AM OK !!!!! THERE REALLY WAS NO ACCIDENT....



this is the response from one of the guys at work

Sooo you took it in the rear from a Dwarf and he wasn't happy?
Well your no Snowwhite that's for sure....
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Dawn50
Niagara Falls Ontario, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 15, 2007, 10:01 AM CST
OMG I understood the I am not Happy and it did refer the the Dwarfs etcrolling on the floor laughing

But I actually thought u did throw the comment on the finder binder situation rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

D'oh!
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Invierno
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Sep 16, 2007, 6:28 PM CST
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I rear ended a car this morning and got into a fight...I tell you, it is going to be a
REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy'
So I said, 'Well Ok , which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started...
If he was not happy – was he grumpy and if so where is happy? confused
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tazmaninangel
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Sep 16, 2007, 7:39 PM CST
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If he was not happy – was he grumpy and if so where is happy?
Happy is with little red ridinghood...
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