Posted: Oct 28, 2007, 3:29 PM CST
THE ANNIVERSARY FAIRY
>>>>
>>>>A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their
>>>>35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
>>>>
>>>>Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and
>>>>said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
>>>>faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each
>>>>a
wish.
>>>>
>>>>"Oh, I
>>>>want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
>>>>the wife.
>>>>
>>>>The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - Two tickets for the
>>>>Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
>>>>
>>>>Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
>>>>"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this
>>>>will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have
>>>>a wife 30 years younger than me.
>>>>
>>>>"Both the wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish
>>>>is a wish...
>>>>
>>>>So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof!
- The husband
>>>>became 92 years old.
>>>>
>>>>The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should
>>>>remember that fairies are female.