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Borat!!!

What a movie

Hilarious

Nice to meetchu too!!

one of the best parts .. of the movie..

Damn I know this movie to well it scares me

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Borat: [while driving] Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
Driving Instructor: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Borat: A-why not?
Driving Instructor: Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.
Borat: [stunned] WHAT...? You joke?
Driving Instructor: It must be consensual. How 'bout that?
Borat: [turns to Instructor, pauses] Ahahahahaha!
Driving Instructor: That's good, huh?
Borat: [pause] Is not good for me.

HAHAHAHAHA

I want a date! ....or a fig or a basket of blueberries.....

hey remember this scene?

Borat: I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.
Car Dealership owner: Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.
[starts showing Borat cars]
Car Dealership owner: We'll try to help you out here.
Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
Car Dealership owner: He means a car that women like.
Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?
Car Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.
Borat: Do this have a pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.
Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.
Borat: If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?
Car Dealership owner: It depends on how hard you hit them and all that.
Borat: *Hard*
Car Dealership owner: You might-if somebody rolls on the windshield, they could crack your windshield.
Borat: How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?
Car Dealership owner: Uh-let me tell you something with this vehicle here probably doing 35-45 miles per hour will do it.
Borat: Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.
Car Dealership owner: Huh-Jesus...
Borat: How do I know that this will not happen with the car?
Car Dealership owner: Chevrolette guarantees you that with a warranty.
Borat: I like-a very much buy this Hummers, how much is it?
Car Dealership owner: Fifty-two thousand.
Borat: I am looking for something between um, six-hundred to uh... six-hundred and fifty dollars.
Car Dealership owner: We don't have any cars for six-fifty that you can buy. I might be able to sell you a wholesale car, a car with a lot of miles for seven-hundred with no warranty.

bwhahahahahahaha

OOOo chit.. will u marry me?

Marry?

Never.

But we could be friends.

I WANT A DATE TO.....BUT....CAN'T AFFORD MACDONALDS RIGHT NOW.....DAMN IT!!!///////

MacDonalds is too expensive anyways. We could always go garbage hopping especially outside of restaurants.

i agree some people just have no class.....ignore the meatball

hey good thinking!!!!!

how'd you learn to be so ignorant.....ya go to school for that

you sure ain't no Brad Pitt yerself....don't know why you get off on putting others down.....unless i am misreading things!!!!

Maybe we should have a girls single night out on the town? I've noticed the younger girls when they go out as a group of females, they get lots of attention?

We could have always find something to do .... go to some things like an art gallery, and never know what might take interest in you. Art classes?? reading groups???? glow in the dark mini putt? or something like that....would lead to lots of laughing... guys might take notice of some woman enjoying themselves.

:-)

(sorry, must have been thinking out loud and rambling again)

sheesh I can't believe all the Radiation your getting for asking a question like that

I would go for it but am out of your area and yep I know what it's like to sit at home alone... I work so much and when I come home I don't even have a pet to talk to, can only think for so long before ya begin to stir.....

I still have no takers, still sitting alone every night

hey capyain...ld join you for a beer but distance is a problem and well what can l say Gary, Gary is Gary and you have to take him bad with the good but he is a sweet guy at times...

You go get them kitty! I like your style!

The ones who do agree end up stop talking to me, must be too scary for them.

Don't put it like that........ It's more like..... guys are still too scared to hang around with this HOT MAMA!

P.S. There are other's like you......so you are not actually alone!

Good things come to those who wait and from the least expected places sometimes..........I know