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Loner1960
St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Mar 26, 2008, 12:04 AM CST
What signs of spring have you noticed?

Is it kids puddle jumping? in? devil

Is it kids entering water puddles to see how deep they can go,
before the cold water pours in the top of their boots? uh oh!

No matter how often you wash your car, as soon as you drive a short distance, it's very dirty again? frustrated

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curlywolf
quebec, Quebec Canada
Posted: Mar 26, 2008, 6:08 PM CST
When the SNOW melts I'll let u knowfrustrated rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Loner1960
St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 12:13 AM CST
The snow is melting heresticking out tongue

another sign:

On a ranch with lots of livestock, the stinky mud seems to accumulate on one clothes and seems to find its way into the house.frustrated

Diffinatly not one's favorate cologne.laugh

I hope it dries up soon.
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Northern_Sparks
Air Ronge, Saskatchewan Canada
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 12:23 AM CST
We got another 6 inches on Tuesday night. There is so much piled up in the back yard I can't even get to the bird feeder. Another morning of shovelling. If this keeps up I figure Santa Claus should be showing up here any day now.
Hmmm "spring"...an interesting term....I think I will go look it up in the dictionary.
Northern rolling on the floor laughing frustrated sigh
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kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 11:19 AM CST
Snow here is almost gone and the weather is in the pluses.wave
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NewtoBrandon
Brandon, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 11:43 AM CST
It's been really nice here lately lots of puddles, but today it's back to snowing today.
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Roseblossum
lONDON, Ontario Canada
Posted: Mar 28, 2008, 3:29 PM CST
[quote=Loner1960]What signs of spring have you noticed?

Is it kids puddle jumping? in?

Is it kids entering water puddles to see how deep they can go,
before the cold water pours in the top of their boots?

No matter how often you wash your car, as soon as you drive a short distance, it's very dirty again?

We had more snow.confused IT IS APRIL IN A FEW DAYS.
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curlywolf
quebec, Quebec Canada
Posted: Mar 28, 2008, 10:54 PM CST
frustrated it'sfrustrated stillfrustrated snowingcrying

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Loner1960
St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:48 PM CST
uh oh!
A wet spring snow storm is suppose to come our way.
moping
Looks like winter is not ready to give up yet.
help
I will know better tomorrow, but I think it missed and went north of us.
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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 1:19 AM CST
kitty01 wrote:
Snow here is almost gone and the weather is in the pluses.


We hit +18 today.... was able to finish cleaning up the winter garbage and..... doggie evidence hidden under the snow. dancing banana
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curlywolf
quebec, Quebec Canada
Posted: Apr 15, 2008, 9:43 AM CST
U people are evilrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing no snow in Ontario,none in Montreal......snow herefrustrated


but it is meltingrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Loner1960
St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 5:23 PM CST
curlywolf wrote:
U people are evil no snow in Ontario,none in Montreal......snow here but it is melting



rolling on the floor laughing

If all that snow in Montreal melts fast.







Build an ARK

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curlywolf
quebec, Quebec Canada
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 11:14 PM CST
Loner1960 wrote:
If all that snow in Montreal melts fast.

Build an ARK



Saw lots of high waters along the 401 this weekend past.
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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Apr 18, 2008, 7:47 PM CST
Loner1960 wrote:
What signs of spring have you noticed?

Is it kids puddle jumping? in?

Is it kids entering water puddles to see how deep they can go,
before the cold water pours in the top of their boots?

No matter how often you wash your car, as soon as you drive a short distance, it's very dirty again?


Last week it was + 18 and like summer. This weekend between -2 and -11 with snow. I'm not amused!sigh
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Loner1960
St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Apr 20, 2008, 10:41 PM CST
Some news signs of spring noticed today.

The heavy insulated clothes and boots have migrated to the back of closet.

Toes and ankles have come out of hiding and are exposed to the outdoor air. (women's shoes)

Expected in the near future:

The bottom ends of pants, dresses, and skirts will migrate upward from the ankle to somewhere between the knee and hip.

The shirt sleeves will shrink from the wrists to near or on top of the shoulders.

And the neck lines of shirts will drift lower.

cheers
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curlywolf
quebec, Quebec Canada
Posted: Apr 20, 2008, 11:05 PM CST
Signs of spring here.........people have not picked up after their dogs during the winter months...ewwwwww

Seagulls are garbage hunting.


Motorcycles are out.



I can wear shoes!!!!!!


It's still coldmumbling

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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 7:02 AM CST
curlywolf wrote:
Signs of spring here.........people have not picked up after their dogs during the winter months...ewwwwww

Seagulls are garbage hunting.Motorcycles are out.
I can wear shoes!!!!!!It's still cold


grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

we are snowed in... feels like January again! frustrated
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: Apr 22, 2008, 12:44 PM CST
No sign of spring here. Didn't think I'd make it home from Edmonton last night. Wind, snow and the highways were a sheet of glare ice. Turned a 45 minute drive into almost two hours.mumbling

Glad I'm moving this year. applause
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curlywolf
quebec, Quebec Canada
Posted: Apr 24, 2008, 7:15 AM CST
KHD100 wrote:
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

we are snowed in... feels like January again!



I had heard it was bad.....mother nature is giving payback.....what weird weather we're having.
The snow has melted ALOT here........now we get to see what was hiding under it.........eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.laugh
Going to Ontario tomorrow........someone has promised me sunshine and warmthwink
Hope everyone has a great weekend.teddy bear
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Loner1960
St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Apr 24, 2008, 3:24 PM CST
Payback time for the crocodile tears, that I might have shed for all of you that had a late spring.

We got hit with a late *@#mumbling wet *@# mumbling spring *@#mumbling snow *@#mumbling storm frustrated crying

We need the moisture, but would have preferred rain instead.

Now where the hell, did I store those winter boots? sigh
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