Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 9:24 PM CST
Girls are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for the good
ones because they are affraid of falling
and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.
So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's brave enough to
climb all the way to the top of the tree.
..and wouldn't you know it..I'm afraid of heights