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A Rose Goes Along Way

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A Rose Goes Along Way

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Brew01
Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 2:52 PM CST
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.

Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!'

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.'

'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.'

'And what about the third rose?' she asked.

'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.

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curlywolf
quebec, Quebec Canada
Posted: Apr 29, 2008, 10:18 PM CST
ouchrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Michie26
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 3:29 AM CST
LOL nice one!!
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crushygirl
Toronto, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:16 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing recycle?
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eyesthatknowwhy
Prince Albert, Saskatchewan Canada
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 12:40 PM CST
crushygirl wrote:
recycle?



Hmmm, don't think I will look at a man's ears in quite the same way for a while!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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relaxin
somewhere, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 1:33 AM CST
dropping jaw hmmmm not sure i'd like to be sniffing he burnt victims neck, possible smell like chicken 4everrolling on the floor laughing
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