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What is an oxymoron? No, it's not somebody, who is "as stupid as an ox."
Here is a definition from Merriam Webster Online: "Oxymoron, noun: a combination of contradictory or incongruous words (as cruel kindness). (Plural: oxymora.)"



And, here is the "truly awesome list":

A Little Big
Act Natural
Advanced BASIC
Airline Food
AlmostCertain
Almost Exactly
Alone Together
Aluminum Angle Iron
American History
Amtrak Schedule
Apple Forecasting
Artificial Intelligence
Awfully Good
Awfully Pretty
Better Than New
Bitter Sweet
Black Light
Blameless Culprits
Bloody Awful
British Fashion
Bureaucratic Efficiency

Business Ethics
Butt Head
California Culture
Casual Sex
Certainly Unsure
Childproof
Christian Scientists
Civil War
Clean Dirt
Clean Hack
Clearly Confused
Clearly Misunderstood
Clever Fool
Cold Sweat
Committed Schedule
Common Sense
Compassionate Conservative

Computer Jock
Computer Security
Congressional Ethics
Cost Savings
Constant Change
Constant Variables
Criminal Justice
Cruel Kindness
Damned Good
Deafening Silence
Death Benefit
Decent Lawyer
Definite Maybe
Definite Probability
Devilishly Good
Diet Ice Cream
Divorce Court
Eloquent Silence

Eternal Happiness
Even Odds
Exact Estimate
Extinct Life
Extremely Limited
First-Strike Defense
Found Missing
Fresh Frozen
Friendly Competitor
Friendly Fire
Front End
Gain Reduction
Genuine Imitation
Genuine Reproduction
Good Grief
Government Assistance
Government Organization
Guest Host

Home Office
Howard Stern's Privacy
Ill Health
Important Trivia
Incredibly True
Initial Conclusion
Intimate Strangers
Laborious Idleness
Legally Drunk
Less Filling
Light Opera
Little Monster
Little More
Liquid Gas
Living Dead
Local Network
Management Action
Management Style

Management Support
Marijuana Initiative
Marketing Strategy
Microsoft Works
Military Intelligence
Modern History
Never Again
New Classic
New Improved
New Tradition
New York Culture
"Now, then ..."
Numb Feelings
Mutually Exclusive
Old News
One Size Fits All
Only Choice
Open Secret

Original Copy
Paperless Office
Passive Aggression
Peace Force
Peace Offensive
Permanently Temporary
Plastic Glasses
Political Science
Postal Service
Press Release
Pretty Ugly
Quick Fix
Quick Reboot
Rap Music
Rapid Transit
Reagan's Memoirs
Recently New
Recorded Live
Regular Special
Religious Tolerance
Resident Alien

Rolling Stop
Routine Emergency
Safe Sex
Same Difference
Sanitary Landfill
Science Fiction
Second Best
Serious Comedy
Severely Killed
Silent Scream
Small Crowd
Soft Rock
Software Documentation
Sports Hero
State Worker
Standard Deviation
Start Over
Steel Wool
Sterilized Fertilizer
Student Teacher
Straight Hook

Strangely Familiar
Strawberry Blond
Suburban Culture
Sweet Sorrow
Synthetic Natural Gas
Taped Live
Tax Return
Temporary Tax Increase
Terribly Nice
Terribly Pleased
Thunderous Silence
Tight Slacks
Too Young
Toronto Life
Tough Love
Tremendously Small
True Story
Twelve-Ounce Pound Cake
Union Workers
Violent Agreement
Virtual Reality
Work Party
Working Vacation

By definition, one divided by zero is undefined.
Department of Interior (responsible for the outdoors).
I can't remember having a more memorable time.
I'm an Aquarius, and Aquarians don't believe in astrology.
I'm not really an actor, but I play one on TV.
I'm sorry, the Zoltrix modem company offers tech support via our BBS only.
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
No one goes to that restaurant anymore -- it's always too crowded.
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
Thank God I'm an atheist!
THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK.
This paper fills a much-needed gap in the theory.
This report is filled with omissions.
Those who forget this sentence are condemned to reread it.
We are not anticipating any emergencies.
You never know, you know?
You're on my list of people that will never be on any list of mine!

Thanks for sharing ...... one of the funniest shows I ever saw a few years ago was "the male intellect an oxymoron" by Robert Dubac. I just realized as well that there's a dvd of it .... I may have to buy it. I'm not sure how much it would help me understand the male mind - but - hey its worth a shot! lol

I remember a girl did a speech on oxymorons in grade 8. "Freezer Burn" "Door Ajar" kind of funny

According to George Carlin.... men are stupid, and women are crazy....
Women are crazy because men are stupid....


This is a man saying....... not a woman complaining again.