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SPeak for yourself....... you're older

You're only as old as you feel..so come here and let me see if I can tell how old you are, by your feel

BTW.... it has been medically proven.... and written up in the medical journals........ that men's brains start to shrink when they turn 21....

Women, when they are pregnant, but it goes back to its normal size after wards. Their brains don't start to shrink until 60 yrs old.

Men are in their prime until they hit 21..... but a woman is in their prime from the age of 35 up......... (and there was no age as to when that prime stopped)...... hmm

That explains why men don't get married until after they're 21.. not enough brain matter to make the proper choice

Uhhh brain matter........... errrrrrrrr they use one of their brain matter too much and in useless manner...........

Other brain....... not used enough.

ah, hon, just because we have 2 heads, doesn't mean we have 2 brains..some don't even have 1, want proof.. look at Harper

thought you might like that one

You thought right!!!! Smart man.... just don't let the compliment go to your head.

never

GOOD!

See SOME men CAN learn

Only if they are willing....

Night Brew, Take care. As always it was a joy.

Mickey Mouse verses Kermit the Frog

A five year old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa. When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his grandpa's room. "Grandpa, Grandpa," he says excitedly, "as soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!”


What?" said his grandpa?”



"Make a noise like a frog because grandma said that as soon as you croak... we're going to Disneyland."

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...


The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

'So what do you think about that Doc ?'

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.

'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season.'

One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.'

'As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.

He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if
it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.'

'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said ,
'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'

The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.'

now that was a good joke, made my morning!

Novel ways to describe individual stupidity ...

A few hairs short of a wig;

Three feathers short of being fluffy;

The dipstick doesn't quite reach the oil.

Sharp as a bubble;

Nice toy, no batteries;

Up the creek and the water's dried up;

A few quacks short of a duck;

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash;

A few dots missing on his dice.

Hey brew.... you still alive?