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Ouch - be careful out there

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Brew01
Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 2:08 PM CST
A man’s in bed with his Thai girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on many occasions.

Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her, ‘Why do you love doing that?’

She replies: ‘Because sometimes I really miss mine’.

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quebec, Quebec Canada
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 2:52 PM CST
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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 7:02 PM CST
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kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 10:09 PM CST
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St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 11:15 PM CST
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langleygirl
Langley, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 12:20 AM CST
lol ......... that's soooooooooooooooo bad
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tunzrok
Windsor, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 8:43 AM CST
Brew01 wrote:
A man’s in bed with his Thai girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on many occasions.

Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her, ‘Why do you love doing that?’

She replies: ‘Because sometimes I really miss mine’.


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laugh just the thought of that happening
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Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 2:22 PM CST
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womanofvalues
Hamburg, Hamburg Germany
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 5:07 PM CST

Since, I have read many jokes from you, I'm going to write one now.

1891 when the Pionneers was still struggling to gain lands in America, and there were many danger to cross those lands, in those days.., because of the natives indians and bandits...

...The Smith's were a family that suffered a big rubbery one day at their journey through.. Including... you know...

..Well.. any way, after a long day, from traveling miles.. After miles.. The Smith's camped for supper and to get some rest for the next day trip. Then, suddenly, as they were just getting ready to go to sleep, when they heard some noises.. Caming from outside the camp.. And then.. They were surprisingly caught by some really bad bandits.. That came from the bushes, direct at then, giving them not a chance, to defend themselves.. The bandits were really bad criminals, without any morals, and.. With such brutality.. They took Mr. Smith, the father of the five doughters, and they tightened him down to a tree. They robbed all their money, food, water cloth... All their supplies.. Not satisfied yet, the bandits raped all their 5 daughters including Mr. Smith's wife... The bandits were about to leave, when one of them, caught an eye at, their granny, <left to her destiney.. > she was sitting at in one corner of the camp.. Just observing everything.. One bandit grabbed the old lady, and when he was about to brutaly take her closes to violate her too... The granny's doughter, that was in a sort of shock, in raptly thoughts, she suddenly got up and with a strong and laud voice; like she no longer feared them.... Expressing herself like, if those bandits were, some kind of.. Parasite: - DON'T YOU SHAME..., YOURSELF ! ? FOR WANT TO RAPE... AN OLD LADY ?!! SHE'S 85 YEARS OF AGE !!! She said that, with such a disgusting ton.. That made.. The bandit, that were about to do the raping, stop to realize, that what he was doing.. Was indeed disgusting.. To violate an old lady... He thought..to himself: < I am really only a piece of garbage..> When the bandit, was letting the old lady free, like if, he had some guilt feelings.. As the granny realized, that the bandit was really going to let her go free.... Suddenly, like almost in desperation, the granny said to her daughter: Very quickly, without any teeth in her mouth.. sounding just like that: ... - You know... you complain to much... let the young man... do his work !!!

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crushygirl
Toronto, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 5:40 PM CST
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Shanmariee
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Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 9:43 PM CST
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Brew01
Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 9:45 PM CST
womanofvalues wrote:
Since, I have read many jokes from you, I'm going to write one now.

1891 when the Pionneers was still struggling to gain lands in America, and there were many danger to cross those lands, in those days.., because of the natives indians and bandits...

...The Smith's were a family that suffered a big rubbery one day at their journey through.. Including... you know...

..Well.. any way, after a long day, from traveling miles.. After miles.. The Smith's camped for supper and to get some rest for the next day trip. Then, suddenly, as they were just getting ready to go to sleep, when they heard some noises.. Caming from outside the camp.. And then.. They were surprisingly caught by some really bad bandits.. That came from the bushes, direct at then, giving them not a chance, to defend themselves.. The bandits were really bad criminals, without any morals, and.. With such brutality.. They took Mr. Smith, the father of the five doughters, and they tightened him down to a tree. They robbed all their money, food, water cloth... All their supplies.. Not satisfied yet, the bandits raped all their 5 daughters including Mr. Smith's wife... The bandits were about to leave, when one of them, caught an eye at, their granny, <left to her destiney.. > she was sitting at in one corner of the camp.. Just observing everything.. One bandit grabbed the old lady, and when he was about to brutaly take her closes to violate her too... The granny's doughter, that was in a sort of shock, in raptly thoughts, she suddenly got up and with a strong and laud voice; like she no longer feared them.... Expressing herself like, if those bandits were, some kind of.. Parasite: - DON'T YOU SHAME..., YOURSELF ! ? FOR WANT TO RAPE... AN OLD LADY ?!! SHE'S 85 YEARS OF AGE !!! She said that, with such a disgusting ton.. That made.. The bandit, that were about to do the raping, stop to realize, that what he was doing.. Was indeed disgusting.. To violate an old lady... He thought..to himself: < I am really only a piece of garbage..> When the bandit, was letting the old lady free, like if, he had some guilt feelings.. As the granny realized, that the bandit was really going to let her go free.... Suddenly, like almost in desperation, the granny said to her daughter: Very quickly, without any teeth in her mouth.. sounding just like that: ... - You know... you complain to much... let the young man... do his work !!!

wfv



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