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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor about

White Wine.

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions.

White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell
the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and
with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that
prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine. White Wine may not be
right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use
White Wine.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and
play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering

when you are not.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing like an

idiot.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends

over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers

are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically

converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are

tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!!!


So bottoms up gals

Just don't ask if I want cheeze with my whine!!!!

So now you want all of us women to be ummmm pickled?

Haven't you heard...
...booze makes yer boobies bigger....
.... the bigger the better, the tighter the sweater....

So Kim tell me..... do you like cheese with that whine.. oops I mean wine ?

so you did miss me. hun????


Nite brat Bonne Nuit Bonne Reve.

Supposed to read....


SO you missed me HUH???? damn keyboard!!!!

slan oiche mahith

Of course... but my aim is improving

Uhhhhhh I sooooooo need a rolling pin!!!!

lol ........ I'll take a couple of glasses!

Italian....or Australian?

lol ....... maybe Australian? Just had a screwdriver and I'm beginning to think the vodka's been watered down ... usually I have one and I'm toast ...... although my typing a little off ........ so maybe its lack of sleep because I sure don't feel any buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

It'll have to Aussie, I just finished off the Italian.

Naked Grape Chardonnay....should make for good conversation lubrication.

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces!

'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves..'

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, 'Well, how much does a brain cost?'

The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.'

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

'Why is the male brain so much more?'
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.'