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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 5:03 PM CST
eyesthatknowwhy wrote:
Must thank you two again for bringing such great entertainment. Your "relationship" for whatever it is, probably works best as it is, with a few miles and a mountain range between you! Keep it coming, cause we can all use a good giggle now and again.


Brew is a gluttin for punishment..... must be he is guilty of something.... of for just being Brew!
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 5:04 PM CST
eyesthatknowwhy wrote:
Must thank you two again for bringing such great entertainment. Your "relationship" for whatever it is, probably works best as it is, with a few miles and a mountain range between you! Keep it coming, cause we can all use a good giggle now and again.




Reminds me of an old married couple I know.giggle
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Brew01
Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 5:04 PM CST
eyesthatknowwhy wrote:
Must thank you two again for bringing such great entertainment. Your "relationship" for whatever it is, probably works best as it is, with a few miles and a mountain range between you! Keep it coming, cause we can all use a good giggle now and again.


Yea, Kim is a riot, I love joking with her, she's been about the only woman who can truly take it, as well as give it out
kudos Kim
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eyesthatknowwhy
Prince Albert, Saskatchewan Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 5:09 PM CST
kidatheart wrote:
Reminds me of an old married couple I know.


For sure, but in a good way, like when they are happy. Or, like I told KHD before, very ala Mary Jo and Ken.innocent
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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 5:11 PM CST
Brew01 wrote:
Yea, Kim is a riot, I love joking with her, she's been about the only woman who can truly take it, as well as give it out
kudos Kim


Ohhhhhhh Breeewwww..... smitten devil


Póg mo thóin
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Brew01
Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 5:12 PM CST
KHD100 wrote:
Ohhhhhhh Breeewwww..... Póg mo thóin


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Works everytime
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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 5:25 PM CST
Brew01 wrote:
Works everytime


Because of that viagra, extra extra strength that the Dr. gave you! sticking out tongue
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Brew01
Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 5:32 PM CST
KHD100 wrote:
Because of that viagra, extra extra strength that the Dr. gave you!

I'd need it with you around, you think a curse word is an invitation for a roll in the hay
sticking out tongue
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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 5:34 PM CST
Brew01 wrote:
I'd need it with you around, you think a curse word is an invitation for a roll in the hay


Definition of Irish foreplay...... brace your self Bridgette.





It should be called Brew's version....... you need the viagra because OLDER MEN can not keep up with women of any age..........


No wonder women get crankie..... men just can't keep up.
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Brew01
Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 5:45 PM CST
KHD100 wrote:
Definition of Irish foreplay...... brace your self Bridgette.It should be called Brew's version....... you need the viagra because OLDER MEN can not keep up with women of any age.......... No wonder women get crankie..... men just can't keep up.


I will admit, I have E.D.S. (erectile difficulty syndrome), I can't keep the damn thing down.
according to the commercials, they say it stays too hard for too long, call a doctor, haha, when mine stays up that long, it's NOT a doctor I call, it's usally his nurse
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 5:49 PM CST
Brew01 wrote:
I will admit, I have E.D.S. (erectile difficulty syndrome), I can't keep the damn thing down.
according to the commercials, they say it stays too hard for too long, call a doctor, haha, when mine stays up that long, it's NOT a doctor I call, it's usally his nurse


I have a rolling pin that can help fix that problem.... might be broken afterwards though...... not the rolling pin that is. laugh devil
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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 5:50 PM CST
Brew01 wrote:
I will admit, I have E.D.S. (erectile difficulty syndrome), I can't keep the damn thing down.
according to the commercials, they say it stays too hard for too long, call a doctor, haha, when mine stays up that long, it's NOT a doctor I call, it's usally his nurse


You actually watch and listen to those commercials? wow!
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crushygirl
Toronto, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 9:01 PM CST
no kim, i'm okay! worry not!grin
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crushygirl
Toronto, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 9:04 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing
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Loner1960
St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 10:38 PM CST
There once was an elderly fellow that went to his doctor for a prescription of Viagra. He explained that his wife was complaining of a lack of sex. Well the doctor didn't really want to give the prescription, because the elderly fellow had a heart condition. But the fellow managed to convince the doctor that it was okay. The doctor give strit orders that if took a pill of Viagra that he had to skip at least a day before he could take another pill.

Well some time later the doctor happened to meet the wife. So the doctor asked how her husband was doing. The wife told him that her husband died of a heart attack. Now the doctor was upset, explaining that he should have never gave him the Viagra. Oh the wife said the Viagra was okay. In fact they never had a night like that since they were newly weds.









It was all that skipping the next day that killed him.
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Brew01
Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 10:44 PM CST
Loner1960 wrote:
There once was an elderly fellow that went to his doctor for a prescription of Viagra. He explained that his wife was complaining of a lack of sex. Well the doctor didn't really want to give the prescription, because the elderly fellow had a heart condition. But the fellow managed to convince the doctor that it was okay. The doctor give strit orders that if took a pill of Viagra that he had to skip at least a day before he could take another pill.

Well some time later the doctor happened to meet the wife. So the doctor asked how her husband was doing. The wife told him that her husband died of a heart attack. Now the doctor was upset, explaining that he should have never gave him the Viagra. Oh the wife said the Viagra was okay. In fact they never had a night like that since they were newly weds.
It was all that skipping the next day that killed him.


and what does skipping have to do with Viagra ?
dunno
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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 10:48 PM CST
Loner1960 wrote:
There once was an elderly fellow that went to his doctor for a prescription of Viagra. He explained that his wife was complaining of a lack of sex. Well the doctor didn't really want to give the prescription, because the elderly fellow had a heart condition. But the fellow managed to convince the doctor that it was okay. The doctor give strit orders that if took a pill of Viagra that he had to skip at least a day before he could take another pill.

Well some time later the doctor happened to meet the wife. So the doctor asked how her husband was doing. The wife told him that her husband died of a heart attack. Now the doctor was upset, explaining that he should have never gave him the Viagra. Oh the wife said the Viagra was okay. In fact they never had a night like that since they were newly weds.
It was all that skipping the next day that killed him.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one Loner!

And again........ Brew was having another MENtal blank moment!!!! rolling on the floor laughing shamrock dancing
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Brew01
Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 10:51 PM CST
KHD100 wrote:
Good one Loner!

And again........ Brew was having another MENtal blank moment!!!!


yea, and you got it, right ?
scold
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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 11:00 PM CST
Brew01 wrote:
yea, and you got it, right ?


the old man used his rope for skipping....... I'd use mine to strangle a certain male.... with the Initials BP.sticking out tongue
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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 11:01 PM CST
and before I get any comments.... I know you can skip with out a rope....

Just had to bug Brew more. head banger
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