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Night babe, and you're right, me behave ???? hahahahahahahaha yea ok

Male?

Jealous ?

Are you suggesting women don't have wants, needs and desires?

Of what?.... sorry I am not jealous of MENtal problems.

I never said that........ isn't it true that 98% of the time, males are.... wanting?

Bullshit and Brilliance
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.


The old poodle thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?'

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the leopard, 'That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!'

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
canine!

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.

'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!

Moral of this story....

Don't mess with old farts .. age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.

Cute one kid, I liked that one..if ya can't dazzel them with your brilliance, then baffle them with your bullshit, huh ?

I see you borrowed Brew's PINK feather boa....don't know who it looks better on.

What's the matter kid, jealous you don't have one to tickle your fancy with ?

I'm woman enough to not need one.......

yea, yea, sure, sure, we believe you, honestly we do.. ok well maybe not completely

oh your poor little man....... how little you know.

One of my dance costumes.... we did not use feather boa.... we used silk....












no was not a stripper or exoctic dancer.... studied dance for 18 yrs. & in one of our shows we did a dance routine to the stripper.

Baboon costumes rarely come with feathers

Your pre occupation with baboons is getting out of hand, ever since I called you one.......... are you trying to tell me that you look good in feathers now??? Bird Brain comes to mine.


poor Brew

I know why women always refer to us men as "bird brains", it's because they love to look at our.."beeks"

.... more like to see how small their pecker is..... because I still believe

|-------------------| is not 12 inches.

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Last winter someone told me to pee in the snow, I ended up with a bad head cold, never doing that again

It's still not 12 inches babe....... magnifying it .... and taking a photo..... well things always appear larger in a photo......

Maybe that is why you only send photos......... LOL

head cold........... achoo???

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