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You're losing it hon, anywho I gotta go for awhile, I'm expecting a delivery, and I need to get ready for it.. talk to ya later.. have fun, hon

Oh thank you Brew..... you put me in a great mood. Now I can face the insanity that will be happening at my father's birthday.

Hope you have a great day..... and ummmm sorry about what is being delivered.... decided to return your PINK boa to you.

Did you know that eagles mate for life?


Well, one day Harry, the eagle, waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot -- dead!

Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the feather barrier.

So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was good but all the dove would say is: "I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!"

Well. this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate. He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is: "I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!" So out with the loon....

Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was.....















(No, the duck didn't say THAT! Don't be SO disgusting!)


The duck said: "I AM A DRAKE -- YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE!

Talk about a bird brain, huh ?
the joke was kinda funny too Kim

Ohhhhhhh Breeewwww.....


Póg mo thóin

Tongue Twister

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and
sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next
to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey this is a
coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got
yours?"

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue
twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this
gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was
there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to
Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to
Tittsburgh'. so she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a
tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to
say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey."

But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil,
self-centered, fat-assed, bitch.

Just popping in to say hello to my fellow CANADIANS

Hey, how are you doing?

doing fine and how are you????

Doing good here..... lets see what the full/new moon brings out tonight.

Seems to me that i read somewhere that this full moon will have some type of influence on romance???

I keep reading and hearing that........ and that I'll meet somone on Sundays...... since I'm at my parents on Sundays.... that is really going to happen....... duh

You just never know, cause if something is meant to happen, it will ...even on a Sunday...at your parents house...Well, maybe on the way to their place?? Think positive...because you just never know what or who may be waiting around the next corner..

Meeting people is not the problem...... it's meeting the one person.... if it happens it happens, no use forcing it..... because it usually happens when you are not looking.


One lady at work has been introducing her friend to some of the ladies at work...... except me LOL Not sure, maybe it's because I am the only one that does not smoke......

Who knows what the reasons and motives are behind the actions of others. I always wonder and tend to over analyze (and that can get me in trouble). Like you said, if it happens, it happens.

Well i think it was a full moon last night here on the international forums..Hell broke loose when i was in bed..

The day before and after are the days you notice there was a full/new moon.

I'm glad we don't have to work tomorrow. I'm also on full alert because it's family allowance weekend, and since there is subsidized housing surrounding 3 sides of my place... Police will be busy tonight for sure.

Just had to share this joke I just received from my mom, no less:

"OH!!! I love thin One - says it all now, doesn't it:"(mom's words)

To the powerful women in my life - keep the faith.

LIVE YOUR LIFE IN SUCH A WAY THAT WHEN YOUR FEET HIT THE FLOOR IN THE MORNING, SATAN SHUDDERS AND SAYS, "OH, SH_T...SHE'S AWAKE"

I love that quote.... mind if I borrow it?

The religious nut is.... at it again.... the Koran/Quran/Karan terroist... it might be a fitting thing to use.

Go hard K; it's yours! But try to keep yourself out of trouble lol.

I cannot believe he is still at it, and ....
But, yeah, every once in a while mom comes up with a gooder. Just wonder why she didn't give me this type of motherly advise, say 20 years ago?