Brew01: He gets anymore facelifts, he's going to start looking like Joan Rivers younger brother
There was this woman who wanted a face lift, but could not afford the expensive one, so the Dr told her about a cheap version where the Dr. makes this very small nob at the the head (hidden in the hair) and you twist it to the right when you needs to hide wrinkles and give your self a face lift.
So the lady decided she would like to have that face lift. The Dr did tell her not to do it too much, and it should last 10 yrs.
Every time the woman saw a wrinkle she would tighten the nob, but after only 2 yrs she saw bags under her eyes. She went to the Dr and complained about the terrible bags under her eyes.
He took one look at her and said "Lady those are bags under your eyes, they are your boobs!"