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I just saw the Oakridge Boys at the Craven Country Jamboree this weekend and they were awesome...

I got to see Kenny Rogers just a few months back. He preformed at the Red Robins Theater in Vancouver, and although he sure has aged, his music is still 100%
He was saying even at his age, he has a set of twins, 4 years old..way to go Kenny, see what even a older man can do with the right woman..LOL
and what a hottie she is too

Kenny Rogers and the First Addition performed at my college ... waaaaaay back before he even sang the gambler.

SHhhhhh yes I am that old. now shut up about it Brew!

hell woman when you were young, people still lived in caves, and most men were named Grog

Brew......... kiss my (((_________Y_________))

Sorry, I'm not in reupholstering old saggy couches

He looked old..... have you seen him on TV.... and the face lift?

He gets anymore facelifts, he's going to start looking like Joan Rivers younger brother

There was this woman who wanted a face lift, but could not afford the expensive one, so the Dr told her about a cheap version where the Dr. makes this very small nob at the the head (hidden in the hair) and you twist it to the right when you needs to hide wrinkles and give your self a face lift.

So the lady decided she would like to have that face lift. The Dr did tell her not to do it too much, and it should last 10 yrs.

Every time the woman saw a wrinkle she would tighten the nob, but after only 2 yrs she saw bags under her eyes. She went to the Dr and complained about the terrible bags under her eyes.

He took one look at her and said "Lady those are bags under your eyes, they are your boobs!"

Ok, so what did you do when the doctor told you that ?

Only bags under mine were from you........


no face lift for me... I'm all sags wags and wrinkles. Like that song .... Natural Woman.....

You are soooooo cruisin for a brusin

Come on pookie, take yer best shot...

Ohhhhhhh Breeewwww..... Póg mo thóin

Just like a woman, get her a little excited, and they go all to pieces

I'll give you a piece..... and piece of my rolling pin.... on your ummmm head.

offering me a piece, huh ?

let's get it on woman...if you remember how

and did I see something about "head"