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Funny how men are proud of how loud they can burp, fart (the smellier the better.... and grunt...... and still they are cute when they act like a 5 yr old....... gezz


Peeing contests entertain them.......... yeah be proud Brew.

and still THINK they are cute when they act like a 5 yr old....

Peeing in the snow is an artform, I can make a smilie with both eyes open, with just one beer..now that's talent

SEEEEEE TYPICAL MALE......... never grow up.... and are proud of it!

George Carlin is right....... men are stupid, women are crazy. Women are crazy because men are STUPID!

Now, now, don't be jealous.
You talk about the way us men fart, and the only reason you women complain about it is, because you're jealous men can fart and women can't, but that's only because you can't keep yer trap shut long enough to build up pressure

If you don't fart..... you will get Sh-tty thoughts.

Women let the pressure out by talking..... easy to do because MEN bring out the nagging irritations women get. We don't fart.... we get rid of the build up by talking..... men...... fart......

and
he who farts in church sit in own pew

oh sorry I thought this was when we start the warped cliche festival

you remind me of when I was married, and our daughter was just a small baby, my ex would give her gripe water, and I used to tell the ex not to give her any, or she'd grow up like you and gripe about everything under the sun

Grrr Typical male.......

BTW.... you have a daughter too?

Yes, I have both, a son (Ian) and a daughter (Krystal)

Cool.... I have an Eric (oldest) Michelle, daughter (muddled child), Julien the youngest.


yes I did say muddled..... if you think women confuse you Brew.... my daughter can out talk, and confuse anything and everything.

She is the one posing with me in front of the easel on the web site.

Why does it not surprise me that it's her DAUGHTER and NOT her sons that can out yak any living being... it sure does run in the family, doesn't it ?

Julien can get yakky but not like his sister. Ever been in the same room with teen aged females......... on the bus..... sometimes if I had an off switch.... for their squeels and yapping........ I might foreget to hit the one switch again.

I do shut up from time to time........ wanna test me????? HMMMMMM

When I was younger, I used to taunt my mother alot, she was a hoot once she got going, one day she looked at me and said, I wish you came with a knob so I could turn you off, I just looked at her and said, I have, and you do. she didn't catch on at first, but you could tell my dad did the way he busted out laughing

Your poor mother must have gotten grey haired super fast after you came a long LOL

Naw, she went bald from ripping her hair out.. you should have seen the time when my mother had a gropu of her hen house yak squad over, you know the type of women I mean..anywho, they used to have a commercial on TV about some under arm stick for women, and in the commercial the woman says, and look, no unsightly white residue..well it sure didn't take me long to come out with..come here woman, and I'll show you some unsightly white residue.. my mom yelled Brew !!! but yea, a few of the women there laughted about it

Your poor mother!!!!!!!!!!