What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?

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eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada

If you could write your own epitaph, based on you now,
what would we see inscribed on your tombstone?

I'll Start:

I JUST DON'T F**KING UNDERSTAND


Why this? because I tend to say this alot about several things in life, my own and others...angel



relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Whats to understand? things change all the time


Shoooooot i have mellowed over the past few months.

Why this because i am just kicking back when it comes to men and theres no he hunting going on, just happy to honestly chat and not go over board to impress others..... i would have called me a try hard a couple of months ago but now so different.
eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
relaxin: Whats to understand? things change all the timeShoooooot i have mellowed over the past few months.

Why this because i am just kicking back when it comes to men and theres no he hunting going on, just happy to honestly chat and not go over board to impress others..... i would have called me a try hard a couple of months ago but now so different.


Me not understanding has nothing to do with men or dating - just life - just a saying, that I say alot - in various situations that I think would sum up me, real quick, if, I was to keel over today. That's all, no more no less - not meant to be taken overly seriously grin



relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
eyesthatknowwhy: Me not understanding has nothing to do with men or dating - just life - just a saying, that I say alot - in various situations that I think would sum up me, real quick, if, I was to keel over today. That's all, no more no less - not meant to be taken overly seriously


laugh ok well mine would be oh"" Fark me dead" not again

eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
relaxin: ok well mine would be oh"" Fark me dead" not again


thumbs up that's good!



relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
eyesthatknowwhy: that's good!


if i just say fark me - my son always 'pass thanks'rolling on the floor laughing



Loner1960 St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada
officially retired
eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Loner1960: officially retired


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Lonely1 Ottawa, Ontario Canada
relaxin: ok well mine would be oh"" Fark me dead" not again


I am a little confused with the play on words here.

Was it the ACT that you want to kill you? Or is it your surprise that you are actually DEAD?

'...not again?'


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KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
We are still trying to figure out what planet she is from. grin
KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Loner1960: officially retired


applause
KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
She finally shut up and will stay in one place for more than 5 minutes. innocent



Loner1960 St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada
KHD100: We are still trying to figure out what planet she is from.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Told you I was sick.
eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
cheering not that you are dead - but that is a good one!
KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Loner1960: Told you I was sick.
rolling on the floor laughing
curlywolf quebec, Quebec Canada
I'll kill the MF who wakes me up.

or Finally,resting .rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Lonely1: I am a little confused with the play on words here.

Was it the ACT that you want to kill you? Or is it your surprise that you are actually DEAD?

'...not again?'





well if i say "oh fark me" my son always says "i'll pass thanks" so i have changed to the saying "Fark me dead" (in the act), "not again" meaning something else has happened in that one day or a repeated mistake...
i hope that helps


sad flower



relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
KHD100: We are still trying to figure out what planet she is from.
rolling on the floor laughing let me know when you dosigh
Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
My epitaph would read:

To the women of the world, I FINALLY get in the last word
Good-bye

tip hat



relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
KHD100: She finally shut up and will stay in one place for more than 5 minutes.


awwwwhhh thats not nice, i thought discussing topic's was what the forums is all about.... why stay in one place for more than 5 mins, i check back and see if there are comments and conversations happening. i even say nite to all if i am in a conversation....









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