travelled: "Tax This!"
>> Subject: Fw: The Tax Poem]
Now you got me going....
> >> At first I thought this was funny...then
> >>> I realized the awful truth of it.
> >>> Be sure to read all the way to the end!
> >>>
> >>> Tax his land,
> >>> Tax his bed,
> >>> Tax the table
> >>> At which he's fed.
> >>>
> >>> Tax his tractor,
> >>> Tax his mule,
> >>> Teach him taxes
> >>> Are the rule.
> >>>
> >>> Tax his work,
> >>> Tax his pay,
> >>> He works for peanuts
> >>> Anyway!
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Tax his cow,
> >>> Tax his goat,
> >>> Tax his pants,
> >>> Tax his coat.
> >>> Tax his ties,
> >>> Tax his shirt,
> >>> Tax his work,
> >>> Tax his dirt.
> >>>
> >>> Tax his tobacco,
> >>> Tax his drink,
> >>> Tax him if he
> >>> Tries to think.
> >>>
> >>> Tax his cigars,
> >>> Tax his beers,
> >>> If he cries
> >>> Tax his tears.
> >>>
> >>> Tax his car,
> >>> Tax his gas,
> >>> Find other ways
> >>> To tax his ass.
> >>>
> >>> Tax all he has
> >>> Then let him know
> >>> That you won't be done
> >>> Till he has no dough.
> >
> > When he screams and hollers;
> >>> Then tax him some more,
> >>> Tax him till
> >>> He's good and sore.
> >>>
> >>> Then tax his coffin,
> >>> Tax his grave,
> >>> Tax the sod in
> >>> Which he's laid.
> >>>
> >>> Put these words
> >>> Upon his tomb,
> >>> 'Taxes drove me
> >>> to my doom...'
> >>>
> >>> When he's gone,
> >>> Do not relax,
> >>> Its time to apply
> >>> The inheritance tax.
> >>>
> >>> Accounts Receivable Tax
> >>> Airline surcharge tax
> >>> Airline Fuel Tax
> >>> Airport Maintenance Tax
> >>> Building Permit Tax
> >>> Cigarette Tax
> >>> Corporate Income Tax
> >>> Death Tax
> >>> Dog License Tax
> >>> Drivng Permit Tax
> >>> Excise Taxes
> >>> Federal Income Tax
> >>> Federal Unemployment (UI)
> >>> Fishing License Tax
> >>> Food License Tax
> >>> Gasoline Tax ( too much per litre)
> >>> Gross Receipts Tax
> >>> Health Tax
> >>> Hunting License Tax
> >>> Hydro Tax
> >>> Inheritance Tax
> >>> Interest Tax
> >>> Liquor Tax
> >>> Luxury Taxes
> >>> Marriage License Tax
> >>> Medicare Tax
> >>> Mortgage Tax
> >>> Personal Income Tax
> >>> Property
> >>> Poverty Tax
> >>> Prescription Drug Tax
> >>> Property Tax
> >>> Provincial Income Tax
> >>> Real Estate Tax
> >>> Recreational Vehicle Tax
> >>> Retail Sales Tax
> >>> Service Charge Tax
> >>> School Tax
> >>> Telephone Federal Tax
> >>> Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge
>
> >>> Taxes
> >>> Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
> >>> Vehicle License Registration Tax
> >>> Vehicle Sales Tax
> >>> Water Tax
> >>> Watercraft Registration Tax
> >>> Well Permit Tax
> >>> Workers Compensation Tax
> >>>
> >>> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
> >>>
> >>> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and
> >>> our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.
> >>>
> >>> We had absolutely no national debt, had a large
> >>> middleclass, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
> >>>
> >>> What in the hell happened? Can you spell
> >>> 'politicians?'
> >>>
> >>> And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?!?!?!?
> > I hope this goes around CANADA at least 100
> times!!!!!
> > YOU can help it get there!!!!
