Camping anyone ?

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Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the

following people are stranded:



Two Italian men and one Italian woman.

Two French men and one French woman.

Two German men and one German woman.

Two Greek men and one Greek woman.

Two British men and one British woman.

Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.

Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.

Two Vietnamese men and one Vietnamese woman.

Two Irish men and one Irish woman.

Two Canadian men and one Canadian woman.









One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the

middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:







- One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman...



-The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in

a ménge a trois.



-The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits

with the German woman.



-The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking

and cleaning for them.



-The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the

British woman.



-The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started

swimming to another island.



-The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.



-The two Vietnamese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store,

restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to

>>supply employees for their stores.



-The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and setup a

distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets

somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're

satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.



-The two Canadian men are contemplating suicide, because the Canadian

woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true

nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do

anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of

household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last

boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and

how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her

problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call

911 and get them all rescued off this Godforsaken deserted island in the

middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.

I think that was Kim (aka KHD100)
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Loner1960 St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada
laugh laugh no comment on the Canadians.
KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Brew01: On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the

following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.

Two French men and one French woman.

Two German men and one German woman.

Two Greek men and one Greek woman.

Two British men and one British woman.

Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.

Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.

Two Vietnamese men and one Vietnamese woman.

Two Irish men and one Irish woman.

Two Canadian men and one American woman.
One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the

middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

- One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman...
-The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in

a ménge a trois.
-The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits

with the German woman.
-The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking

and cleaning for them.
-The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the

British woman.
-The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started

swimming to another island.
-The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
-The two Vietnamese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store,

restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to

>>supply employees for their stores.
-The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and setup a

distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets

somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're

satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.
-The two Canadian men are contemplating suicide, because the American

woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true

nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do

anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of

household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last

boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and

how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her

problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call

911 and get them all rescued off this Godforsaken deserted island in the

middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.

I think that was Kim (aka KHD100)


I have never had my nails done..... it would have been a waste since I was the one bringing in the firewood, shoveling the fricken snow off the drive way, etc etc etc..... I wonder about you Brew... your misconceptions on women might be the reason .... you tick them off so easily.

Soap Operas barf Manicure/Nails rolling on the floor laughing Facial rolling on the floor laughing

You have no Idea.... Starting to feel sorry for you kiddo.roll eyes
Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
KHD100: I have never had my nails done..... it would have been a waste since I was the one bringing in the firewood, shoveling the fricken snow off the drive way, etc etc etc..... I wonder about you Brew... your misconceptions on women might be the reason .... you tick them off so easily.

Soap Operas Manicure/Nails Facial

You have no Idea.... Starting to feel sorry for you kiddo.


Relax kid, I was only joking, what happen, lose your sense of humor ?
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eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Funny funny Brew....I probably would have done the nails, pedicure, maybe a nice facial and stopped off at the hairdresser....just because it's my prerogative to do so angel wink or.....decided to join the Irish men, would be mighty tempting ....wine
KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Brew01: Relax kid, I was only joking, what happen, lose your sense of humor ?


Hmm I thought I was cookie. grin

You always bug about soap operas..... I was just getting ready to ask which one was your fav. grin

The young and the useless???

The Bold and Silicone Valleys. grin




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