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KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
A real breakthrough

Apple Announcement

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
KHD100: A real breakthrough

Apple Announcement

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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Once again K, you found one that made me laugh...and that I needed - hmmm....now I wonder, how many men would require placing there ears upon the bosom, if only to "hear you better my dear"?
KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
eyesthatknowwhy: Once again K, you found one that made me laugh...and that I needed - hmmm....now I wonder, how many men would require placing there ears upon the bosom, if only to "hear you better my dear"?
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Drewski Cremona, Alberta Canada
That's funny!!!

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KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Drewski: That's funny!!!


Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other,
Outside the operating room.


The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'


The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little
nervous.'


The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done
when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice-cream. It's a breeze.'


The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?'


The first kid says, 'A circumcision.'


And the second kid says, 'Whoa, Good luck, buddy, I had that done when I was born...................... Couldn't walk for a year.'



Loner1960 St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada
KHD100: A real breakthrough

Apple Announcement

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.


I heard that for 50% more you can get another iTit in the othe breast. That way, when man place face in breasts, he can listen in stereo.

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Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
KHD100: A real breakthrough

Apple Announcement

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.


Figures you'd come out with that one.... good one kid
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blueriver30 amherst, Nova Scotia Canada
KHD100: A real breakthrough

Apple Announcement

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.



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mychelle Toronto, Ontario Canada
KHD100: A real breakthrough

Apple Announcement

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

So when it doesn't play anymore, does the implant comes out...
.no don't answer this one.. I should think it is getting really risky these implants..
mychelle Toronto, Ontario Canada
Loner1960: I heard that for 50% more you can get another iTit in the othe breast. That way, when man place face in breasts, he can listen in stereo.

But a man wouldn't need all that , he can already listen to Her heart beat..dub dub dub...that's already rapping in high frequency , isn't it?




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