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Geees quiet in the Clinic today ,, mmm ill just lay down on the bearskin rug by the roaring fire semi-clad in my skimpy white barely there Lingerie ...
Have a lil rest maybe someone will POP in
Nurse Kizzy

Dear Nurse Kizzy I am sure I may want some advise on sexuality but first I have to find me a man, a real life breathing man!

Dear Holland Gir l Hiiiii Now finding a man well you have certainly come to the right girl for advise
I am systematically dating the eastern seaboard of Australia at present & having the time of my life sooooo I feel i am quite Knowledgable in the area of attracting the male of the species ...


Ill summarise ...

step 1# have a positive profile , a great pic or three & be precise without being anal about what you seek
remember this is not create a man its a find one how he is ...

step 2# Dont involve your self with anyone you cannont meet for a coffee within the week
contact, chat ,meet , date , Yahoo !!!
the most important thing is confidence... if your not , learn to be !
Have you ever wondered why when we are involved or in love thats when we meet other people ...
Damn It !! lol
thats because we send out vibes that say look at me im in love .
the single subcounciously says mmm she is taken therefore worthy i want that one !!! lol weird but true ....
keep them vibes happening , go shopping & walk down the street as if your already in love watch how you will attract men its magic mmmmm


Remember you are what men seek!


Kizzy

dear ners kizzy i have an isew i was born with an ok pakig but the girls dont stick a rownd so i take it out on it its now a gang trole its pirist 3 times and i have a tatoo of a rooster in a neus so i tell the girls my co-k hangs be low my kne and a lesbeind frend poot me throo school if you kno waht i mean may be im to good and it sckers them a way when i pull ther hear a littil god nerss kizzy waht is wrong with me waht is wrong o im by poler and being biypoler i cant get enuff sex and this drug anty depresint im on paxsel will not alow me to well realease if you kno waht i mean aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im geting so mest up i cant keep my hands of it i triy for hr s and cant realeave it stays hard like a crow bar for hrs god please help me nearss kizzy be for i rubit so mutch it may catch fier aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa o aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa o aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


your pashint ozzwally help

Dear walley wanker ,Sound to Nurse Kizzy like a case of stiffcockalitus. Ill have to give you a good going over ..
mmmm that is swollen
My proffesional opinion ...
CANTGETENUFFHOTSTUFF
rub it liberally with this erotic oil at least 3 times daily ,,, here ill show you mmm howz that ? faster ? ok Ill just reach up to the top shelf foR some medicine ooohh can you hold me around the hips while i reach up on the ladder

oops sorry bout the short skirt
thats it nearly got it .. i may have to put one foot on yr shoulder mm these stillettos are difficult there got it
Its a portable pulsating pussy !!!! you can keep it in the glove box!!!
I hope this has been helpful Walley
If not your cock a doodle doo need a holiday ... Im thinkin east coast australia 7 nights


nurse Kizzy

ok ok ok ummmmmmmmmmmmm east cost australia get this gluve box in row bote ok poosh in water poot orrs in water conger up magick word o ya hear it is STROKE STROKE STROKE STROKE i cant reach the mounted homade gluve box STROKE STROKE STROKE GEASE THERS NO SEXUEWL GRATATUED IN ROWING AND TRIYING TO REACH THE DANG GLUVE BOX TO GET MY NEWPORTEBL PULSATING PUSSY ITS NOT HELP FULL I NEAD AN EXSTRA ARME OR A VERY LONG AJILE CO-K THAT WILL REACH IT IN THE GUVE BOX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM NOW SEXUWILY FRUSTRATED AND CANT REACH MY TOY AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA I GOT IT OOO OOO OOOOOO OOOONO HELP ITS FALIN AND IT CANT GET UP OF THE FLORE STROKE STROKE STROKE IM ON MY WAY TO THE EAST COSTE OF AUSTRALIA GE I HOPE I DONT RUN IN TO ENEY TANKERS WITH MY BIG HARD CO-K AS IT WIL PROBIBLY RIP THE HULL OUT OF IT AND THER WILL BE A MITY SPILL OF SEEMAN ALL IN THE OCEN TO NITE ALL BE CUSE I COLDENT REACH MY NEW TOY IN THE GLUVE BOX BUT THER IS ONE THING I KNOW FOR SHER I WILL BE SATISFIDE MOMENTERALY AS I WILL STILL BE COMING TO GET A BETTER LOOK AT MY DR. KIZZY AS SHE REACHES FOR THE FINE MENDISUN O I MEAN MEDISEN AS I HELP HER UP THE LADDER IN HER OPFFECE I LICK THE STELETOS O I MEANE I LIKE THE STILETOS ( OZZ WALLY SES TO HIM SELLF LICK STELETOS I THINK HOLDIG OF HIPS AND GETING STELETO IN CHEST AND SHOLDER FELT NICE BUT I SEE WAHT I WANT TO LICK ITS JUST UP FROM THE STELETO ) LOL A WAYSE LOL MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM O BOY CANT LET THE DR. KNOW I WAS SNEAKING A PEAK BUT I JUST CANT HELP IT LOL STROKE STROKE STROKE STROKE IM ON MY WAY LOL DR KIZZY LOL

Ill alert sea patrol about the spill shall I ?

oh & the view ....



stairway to the lunchbox


Next !!!

nerse kizzy its 2009 lets start a new year im in the middel of the ocen wher are you with my life preserver lol

I shall do this whilst wearing a very skimpy nurses uniform , 6 inch spikes & a lacey push up bra...
My forte is sexual problems quote]

Dear nurse Kizzy...Do you think I can have a photo of that please


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Only If yr Bad very very very bad !!!

Hi Nurse Kitty,


Is this for woman too? I don't know how much I want to air my problems as this because this is public but I am interested in an other woman who is willing to listen and give advice wisely and intellectually.

I am interested in learning about sexual and health issues too. I also have interested in getting better at relationships and dating on-line.

Originally, I came on this site to meet an Irish or English man as a friend to chat with. I am part Irish/English amongst others (lucky me!) I am curious of meeting someone special from Ireland more specifically. I am aware of the big distance issue but I am not too concerned about it. In fact, I am learning it is kinda nice that your forced to get to know each other more and your not expected to run out too quickly for a date. Just to clarify I didn't really come on here to rush out for dates. I am looking for clean conversation and fun!

However, I feel I am meeting men who are just about the physical and not genuine. I am a little disheartened by this! I am losing courage to meet people on here in fear not being treated like a lady should be treated! I am AWARE this is the risk and this is the reality of on-line dating! I am okay with this! I will weed the good ones from the bad ones, not give up so easily and move on till I find what I am looking for!

My question, how do you avoid co-dependency patterns? How do you read quickly men who have trust and control issues with woman. As I type this I kinda know the answer but need confirmation! I think we all have trust issues to a certain degree because of our past experiences. I just want to learn to see red flags immediately...to recognize them and decide if I want to give the benefit of the doubt or decide not to continue on with that person saving me time and emotional energy.

Hope this is okay .....?????

No probs kizzy... I can be as bad as you like...or as good as you like....you just let me know

Hey Fireheart,
I gotta tell you I am fairly perseptive . I can tell you have been hurt , more than hurt youve been a door mat to some men who have just abused your kindness & darlin your beating yourself up because you let them or him do it !
Well news flash for ya .Becomeing confident in who you are & what you truly dererve is a journey for most women.
Your desire to meet men 10,000 miles from you is simply a big buffer so you dont get hurt cause you fireheart dont trust yourself to make a correct desision your worried your going to fall into the same old pattern that has broken your heart so many times before .Your soul searching , wanting to find a guy who is selfless & not wanting you just for his own needs well another news flash all men want sex its normal they are all going to be thinking about it it is natural but I know as soon as the conversation heads to the bedroom your outta there like a shot & say to yourself he is just like all the rest & justify you being alone because of this .
Ok if I am off base ignore me but i dont think I am so here is my advise to you.


Start to like your self more
realise you are sought after
dont hate all of their species
Love yourself & decide without a doubt exactly what you deserve
Remember in this life you get what you give
be prepared to love if you want to be loved
enjoy sex If your withsomeone have no regrets life is short love is beautiful
Be Independant
Some times we have to throw our hat into the ring & take a chance but you need to be prepared to really trust & be trusted Know you deserve no less & never settle for less .
Start looking at the canadian lads cause They are great.
date date date date

this ofcourse is Just my opinion
Kizzy

Well I like adventurous outgoing strong males who like leather bondage & intellegent conversation ...
any takers?
Kizzy

I am a total fit of that criteria but I don’t fit in the age group.
Shame, shame and shame.

wow...thanks Nurse Kizzy! I appreciate your time and efforts here!

You not off base!

Your much appreciated! It was very good sound advice! I will take it all!


However, I do like a home grown Irish (N. UK) man whose accent is thick and sexy! hehehe HUGE turn on...dark haired, bright eyes, tall and strong! I would just love to stare and listen to him all day long!!!!!!! LOL LOL

Fantasy! eh!

But ya...I was naive and innocent when I was younger..believing all that I was told...to learn not all had honest intentions!

Live and learn....

I still have hope!

Thanks for listening!

Sincerely,

fireheart

Yes me please------->>>> here that's me

Well NURSE KIZZY!! After reading what you're ALMOST wearing,....

SHAZZAM!! Problem solved!!....Now,just one question,......How do I get it to STOP???? ...MIKE!