The History of the Middle Finger

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Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified.

Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative 'F', and thus the word's often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.
professor
hug_me_tighter Delhi, Ontario Canada
WOW! Thanks Brew..that makes sense

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eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
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Fantastic piece of information Brew! My sis has her Masters in History and ummmm...history is NOT my forte - but...maybe I will finally know something she doesn't know!!! cheering
Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
eyesthatknowwhy: Fantastic piece of information Brew! My sis has her Masters in History and ummmm...history is NOT my forte - but...maybe I will finally know something she doesn't know!!!


You say history is not your forte ??? wow I find that really hard to believe, I mean you lived through most of it, didn't you ?
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just kidding
eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Brew01: You say history is not your forte ??? wow I find that really hard to believe, I mean you lived through most of it, didn't you ?



rolling on the floor laughing Well, hell yah!!! And the things that I learned through most of it Mr. Brew...well, it would just boggle your little itty bitty mind, ya old fart rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
eyesthatknowwhy: Well, hell yah!!! And the things that I learned through most of it Mr. Brew...well, it would just boggle your little itty bitty mind, ya old fart

just kidding


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eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Brew01: ok...... granny


Mr. Brew...will have ya know I come from a long line of grannies. Phoenix has not only me. the best g-ma ever (on so many levels); she has great grandmas and is very blessed to have a great great grandman - my Granny!!! - now there is a link with some history laugh We are kind of a long living stubborn bunch!!!
gemery Williams Lake, British Columbia Canada
good and useful things just seem to endure forever eh? laugh

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Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
eyesthatknowwhy: Mr. Brew...will have ya know I come from a long line of grannies. Phoenix has not only me. the best g-ma ever (on so many levels); she has great grandmas and is very blessed to have a great great grandman - my Granny!!! - now there is a link with some history We are kind of a long living stubborn bunch!!!


"grandman"??? what's a grandman ??? dunno
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eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Brew01: "grandman"??? what's a grandman ???


laugh Okay ya smartarse!!1 I forgot, you are the little paper clip dude that hangs around in the monitors and knocks on the screen....*&%#?/....tongue
I meant grandma - but hey Brew I could spin you yarn about what is a GRANDMAN with out working my little ole' brain too hard...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
eyesthatknowwhy: Okay ya smartarse!!1 I forgot, you are the little paper clip dude that hangs around in the monitors and knocks on the screen....*&%#?/....
I meant grandma - but hey Brew I could spin you yarn about what is a GRANDMAN with out working my little ole' brain too hard...


And there I go again with another typo - I meant ! not 1 -----my fingers are stuttering laugh laugh angel
Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
eyesthatknowwhy: And there I go again with another typo - I meant ! not 1 -----my fingers are stuttering


That's ok babe, we've seen what old age can do to some people tongue
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eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Brew01: That's ok babe, we've seen what old age can do to some people


shock ya ya, everytime ya drag yer ole bones outa bed, YOU do see what old age can do - -banana Speak for yourself - I am far from being a fossil tongue
Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
eyesthatknowwhy: ya ya, everytime ya drag yer ole bones outa bed, YOU do see what old age can do - - Speak for yourself - I am far from being a fossil


Being an old fossil has its advantages, I told my kids turn about is fair play, someday it'll be their turn to change my diaper. You should've seen the looks on their faces when I asked who wanted to be first.
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Dawn50 Ottawa Valley, Ontario Canada
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walley golden, British Columbia Canada
jaw drop IM DAZZELDrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing THANKS BREW
Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
walley: IM DAZZELD THANKS BREW


anytime kid
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KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
An Englishman is having breakfast, in Paris , one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: 'You English folk eat the whole bread??'

Englishman (in a bad mood): 'Of course.'

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to England .' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The Englishman listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jam with the bread??'

Englishman: 'Of Course.'

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).

'We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to England .'

After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: 'Do you have sex in France ?'

Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.

Englishman: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'

Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'

Englishman: 'We don't. In England , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France .'



eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
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YIKES! That's kind of like the ponytail holders....barf
curlywolf quebec, Quebec Canada
Brew01: anytime kid



Ok ,,,,Brew you know me....it's a compulsion......I'm saying thisbut I love ya.....








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come on...u wee expecting me to let it pass? teddybear teddybear




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