For years now, I (along with most men) have had to endure listening to women bitching and complaining about men, well guess what ladies..... MY TURN
When it comes to us men, just remember these 6 simple rules, and you'll win, every time...
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports It's like the full moon, or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Ladies: Class dismiss