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hey gem dont be so uptight about 2or3 germs anything thatdont kill you will make you stronger you go north on yer g f no?? wizz is water filtered through the finest filter in the world 1 micron brown stuff should sink befor yanking the handel dont watch mythbusters too much

Yeah...I know about Northern water.

But no thanks...not dipping my toothbrush into toilet water....lid goes down.

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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion..

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
stand
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

'How long will this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband
replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper?
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over
the
years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your arse, didn't
it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, He may even
walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals
through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man

first realy serious giggle of the day thank you