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KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:18 PM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??

Brew thinks he is a Fireman

Brew goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.

A woman asks, 'What are you?'
He says, 'I'm a Fireman' ???
'But you're only wearing a glass jar?', says the woman.
'Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!'


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eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:46 PM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
KHD100: Brew thinks he is a Fireman

Brew goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.

A woman asks, 'What are you?'
He says, 'I'm a Fireman' ???
'But you're only wearing a glass jar?', says the woman.
'Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!'


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KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:51 PM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
It so sounds like something Brew would do... doesn't it?grin
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hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:48 PM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
KHD100: It so sounds like something Brew would do... doesn't it?


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Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:02 PM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
KHD100: Brew thinks he is a Fireman

Brew goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.

A woman asks, 'What are you?'
He says, 'I'm a Fireman' ???
'But you're only wearing a glass jar?', says the woman.
'Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!'


Hey Kim .....
tongue

(wanna breake my jar ?)
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eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:21 PM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
KHD100: It so sounds like something Brew would do... doesn't it?


grin Hell yeah! My question is...ummm well jars come in many different sizes - you should see the little jar of maraschino cherries I just bought tonight - it would probably come in mighty handy for ya Brew tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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blueriver30 amherst, Nova Scotia Canada
Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:31 PM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
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KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:31 PM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
eyesthatknowwhy: Hell yeah! My question is...ummm well jars come in many different sizes - you should see the little jar of maraschino cherries I just bought tonight - it would probably come in mighty handy for ya Brew


I was thinking.... it would be dangerous to hit something so small as to fit inside a small baby food jar...grin
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eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:37 PM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
KHD100: I was thinking.... it would be dangerous to hit something so small as to fit inside a small baby food jar...


confused Hmmm...emergency back up plan laugh
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mychelle Toronto, Ontario Canada
Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:40 PM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
KHD100: It so sounds like something Brew would do... doesn't it?

Not unless he likes these particular jokes which makes it looks likes someone actually care more about him than they are letting on.
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KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:43 PM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
eyesthatknowwhy: Hmmm...emergency back up plan


I guess in the spirit of Christmas we should take pity on people who are disadvantaged and have so little.... grin


Nite everyone.... have fun building up Brew's ego ...
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KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:48 PM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
mychelle: Not unless he likes these particular jokes which makes it looks likes someone actually care more about him than they are letting on.



Sorry but you are wrong ... the joke was posted because that particular joke reminded me of a certain person's ego about himself. Look at previous posts he has made about himself.


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eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:13 AM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
mychelle: Not unless he likes these particular jokes which makes it looks likes someone actually care more about him than they are letting on.


confused Sorry, you are incorrect...just friendly banter and joking between friends/acquaintances...Like KDH explained, it is all in jest and response to a commonality through out several threads and posts. Please read back, some very funny stuff.laugh Oh, and he is now looking for something to throw at K in response, believe you me - and he will find it...wont' ya Brew banana
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Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:04 AM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
eyesthatknowwhy: Hell yeah! My question is...ummm well jars come in many different sizes - you should see the little jar of maraschino cherries I just bought tonight - it would probably come in mighty handy for ya Brew



and you know it would fit, how ????

(or am I giving aways secrets ? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing )
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eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:22 AM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
Brew01: and you know it would fit, how ????

(or am I giving aways secrets ? )


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing professor Well, it is a complicated equation that is compiled by various imputs, simple, statistics and the direct relation of your "stretching of the truth" etc...one may deduce that tongue Perhaps dear sir, you are giving secrets away. Any I am sure hoping that you are not offended - because....apparently...<<whatever>> wave Have a great day Brew. I am getting squirt ready for her last Christmas concert this morning...little girls leotards *%#!?!. MERRY CHRISTMAS!! angel
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Trucker Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:58 AM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
Hello Gals, I am Trucker and have been on here for awhile but just sitting back and enjoying the posts. But I thought I should speak on this one, first I picked the name trucker because my boyfriend used to be a trucker (BREW) yes you read right. Any how if you think he is hard to get along with just chatting on here you should try living with him. Ha ha ha. Well Merry Christmas every one have a good time. Cheers Robin
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eyesthatknowwhy Whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Sat Dec 20, 2008 8:48 AM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
Trucker: Hello Gals, I am Trucker and have been on here for awhile but just sitting back and enjoying the posts. But I thought I should speak on this one, first I picked the name trucker because my boyfriend used to be a trucker (BREW) yes you read right. Any how if you think he is hard to get along with just chatting on here you should try living with him. Ha ha ha. Well Merry Christmas every one have a good time. Cheers Robin


wave Hello Trucker! Merry Christmas to you! Personally, Brew keeps me giggling with his wit and humour - It is all in good fun and cheer! But you are both on here and both still seeking...hmmm...I heard a certain Santa baby requires a little tlc!!!wink
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Trucker Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:17 PM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
Hello eyesthatknowwhy, in answer to your post no neither one of us ( Brew or me ) are seeking any one I am really living with with him and have been for awhile now. I was being sarcastic when I said you should try living with him
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KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:29 PM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?

It's always erect,
Stays up for 12 days and nights,
Has cute balls,
And even looks good with the lights on!

(Sorry it's just a joke.... but I'm sure some females will like it. ) wine
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Firey100 Birmingham, West Midlands, England UK
Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:15 PM CST : Good Grief Brew... how could you ??
KHD100: Brew thinks he is a Fireman

Brew goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.

A woman asks, 'What are you?'
He says, 'I'm a Fireman' ???
'But you're only wearing a glass jar?', says the woman.
'Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!'
GOOD ONE11dancing
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