New words/verses for christmas songs

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Loner1960 St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada
Does anyone have different words for many of the christmas songs played this time of year? Maybe there are some you remember from way back when (childhood). Maybe you just evented some new ones.
Have fun.

Here is one That I heard from my school days.

Sung to the carol "We three kings from orient are"

We three kings from orient are
We will smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded
And exploded
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gordy22222 whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Loner1960: Does anyone have different words for many of the christmas songs played this time of year? Maybe there are some you remember from way back when (childhood). Maybe you just evented some new ones.
Have fun.

Here is one That I heard from my school days.

Sung to the carol "We three kings from orient are"

We three kings from orient are
We will smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded
And exploded
_________________________.
now were on yonder star




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