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Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:12 PM CST : Native Perspective
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government
official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've
seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his
progress,and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.


The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your
opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water.
Women did all the work,Medicine man free. Indian man spend all
day hunting and fishing all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'

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gordy22222 whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:47 PM CST : Native Perspective
right effing on brewapplause hard to belive how stoooooopid white ppl are specialy if your in gvmnt theres a thread of its own
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Drewski Olds, Alberta Canada
Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:43 AM CST : Native Perspective
Problem was natives were at war with each other most of the time so really their opinion meant little in this aspect.
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TheKid52 Birmingham, West Midlands, England UK
Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:52 PM CST : Native Perspective
Brew01: Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government
official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've
seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his
progress,and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your
opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water.
Women did all the work,Medicine man free. Indian man spend all
day hunting and fishing all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'
Just one word "Superb"
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