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Blond32 saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 10:43 AM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.
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blueriver30 amherst, Nova Scotia Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 12:05 PM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
Blond32: How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.
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blueriver30 amherst, Nova Scotia Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 12:08 PM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
Hello, that is so trueconversing
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campingqueen1111 Petit Rocher, New Brunswick Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 12:39 PM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
Good one! rolling on the floor laughing
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blueriver30 amherst, Nova Scotia Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 1:44 PM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
campingqueen1111: Good one!


Hi I'm Sarah nice meet you, how far away from the NB/NS is Petit Rocher.
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Blond32 saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 2:00 PM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
Hi Sarah, I'm in SK. How are you doing?
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blueriver30 amherst, Nova Scotia Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 2:24 PM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
Blond32: Hi Sarah, I'm in SK. How are you doing?


Hi how are you, I hope you had a good christmas. I'm having a great time with baby Owen, He will be a month old on on the 10th and growing like a weed.
hug
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Blond32 saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 2:27 PM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
Christmas was fantastic! Plenty of holiday cheer laugh baby Owen is your son, I'm assuming?
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blueriver30 amherst, Nova Scotia Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 2:35 PM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
Blond32: Christmas was fantastic! Plenty of holiday cheer baby Owen is your son, I'm assuming?

Hi Owen is my grandson. He was born on Dec 10 a month early. He had under developed lungs.
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fireeater Scarborough , Ontario Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 3:53 PM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
Blond32: How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.


Now we are not that easy. At least make sure we get a lap dance with that first beer. You do need to set the correct mood.

laugh
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blueriver30 amherst, Nova Scotia Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 5:35 PM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
fireeater: Now we are not that easy. At least make sure we get a lap dance with that first beer. You do need to set the correct mood.


dancing
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Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:23 PM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
In response to: How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.


I usally just walk in, lick my eye brows and walk back out, and watch as the women float out after me
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 7:27 PM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
Brew01: I usally just walk in, lick my eye brows and walk back out, and watch as the women float out after me


Damn, my BULLdozer is not big enough to shovel out that load of BS...

BTW Brew.... That single eyebrow is not sexy.barf


Women... floating out after Brew........ more like escaping from the noxious fumes from Brew!rolling on the floor laughing
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gordy22222 whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 7:48 PM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
whhaaaaaaatttt nont need no white wine dont need to go on a long quiet walk , dont need to chek with a travel agent dont need to pet her smelly overfed shedding cat << or in the yukon >> her smelly overfed shedding dog team discard ... all that stuff i like to do anyway, beer n naked oooorrrriiiitte girl gimmee yer 10--20 i ll load the st bernard x chihuahua dog into the 74 3/4 ton 4x4 ford with the holes where the rust used to be an ill b e right there ,, you will recognize me when i arive i have a fur hat on, fur side inside,skin side outside, could you loan me 40.$ for gaslaugh
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fireeater Scarborough , Ontario Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 9:00 PM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
Not bad mood is coming on, but when do the sunglasses come off.
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Brew01 Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 9:16 PM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
KHD100: Damn, my BULLdozer is not big enough to shovel out that load of BS...

BTW Brew.... That single eyebrow is not sexy. Women... floating out after Brew........ more like escaping from the noxious fumes from Brew!


Aw come on Kim, you're just jealous that atleast unlike you I have eyebrows..and ladies, you'll have to excuse those "noxious fumes" of mine, what can I say, I love pork and beans
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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blueriver30 amherst, Nova Scotia Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 10:11 PM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
gordy22222: whhaaaaaaatttt nont need no white wine dont need to go on a long quiet walk , dont need to chek with a travel agent dont need to pet her smelly overfed shedding cat << or in the yukon >> her smelly overfed shedding dog team discard ... all that stuff i like to do anyway, beer n naked oooorrrriiiitte girl gimmee yer 10--20 i ll load the st bernard x chihuahua dog into the 74 3/4 ton 4x4 ford with the holes where the rust used to be an ill b e right there ,, you will recognize me when i arive i have a fur hat on, fur side inside,skin side outside, could you loan me 40.$ for gas


Hi Gordi your up to no good again. It must be the water in Whitehorse cheers
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blueriver30 amherst, Nova Scotia Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 10:16 PM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
fireeater: Not bad mood is coming on, but when do the sunglasses come off.


cool these sunglasses are bigger
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walley golden, British Columbia Canada
Tue Jan 6, 2009 1:18 AM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
i feel so used takin in by nudity and beer doh ok im game lol
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fireeater Scarborough , Ontario Canada
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:12 AM CST : How To Impress A Man/Woman
blueriver30: these sunglasses are bigger



Now you are tryimg to hide behind something. rolling on the floor laughing
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