KityKat78: I have a cat, and her name is Sox. Most of the time, she gets called Soxy poo....don't know why, but it just rolls off the tongue
Used to have fish, but they never had names, other than hungry and dumb little sh*ts.

Hey Kity, where have you been?? Have you had that second date yet??
That reminds me of some fish i had way back when. I had a large tank, about 4 foot I think, and I had the googly eyed goldfish and Vixen, our dog, found a yabby so we put it in the tank too. One of the fish must have ventured to close to the yabby and it took one of it's eyes. Well my mum's twin sister lost an eye from putting on eyeliner so we named the fish, Helen, after her! So we had Helen the one eyed goldfish!