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awww thats really sweet wayne


wanna be my friend ?
ide like to be yours

but my manta goes

friends are like leather handcuffs , strap the to the bed till they beg for mercy .....


Kizzy

That is nice. Personally though I prefer acquaintances friends can be a pain in the ass.

can't argue with that really

that reminds me of a phrase i once heard...................
in association to balloons, girls and virginity..............
virginity is like a balloon, one prick and its gone
off topic, i know sorry

Who cares it's funny!

To my friends....

When you are sad, i will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard that made you sad

When you are blue, i will dislodge whatever is stuck in your throat

When you are scared, I will take the piss every chance I get

When you are worried, i will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you stop whining

When you are confused, i will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass

When you are sick, stay the hell away until you are well, I don't want what you've got

When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid

When you fall, i will point and laugh

You're so lucky to have a friend like me!!

A good friend will help you move,.... a great friend will help you move a body!!

I could use aa great friend just ike you

Wish I had a friend who would move my body

A friend with weed, is a friend indeed.......

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. one of the pots had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water.
Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.
After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."
The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side? That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them." "For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table.
Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house."

Moral of the Story:

Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.

So, to all of my 'crackpot' friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path.

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

.................. .........

J.D

Hey Ralf meet me out back of the cellar after midnight will ya .... Ill tell you why later

Friends are like bumcheeks, shit comes between them but they always stick together! Send this to all your bumcheeks!

My sister sent me this on my phone

he he, pisser!!