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offshorewinds Silkeborg, Arhus Denmark
Opportunity...if given to return in the "next life" as...... and reason...

I would like to return as ....the pacific ocean.



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
offshorewinds: Opportunity...if given to return in the "next life" as...... and reason...

I would like to return as ....


A fly. Quick and agile, goes many places, would see many things, could have a bit of fun annoying the shit out of people. You dump your young as soon as they are born and they have to fend for themselves, no responsility. applause



offshorewinds Silkeborg, Arhus Denmark
Ralf74: A fly. Quick and agile, goes many places, would see many things, could have a bit of fun annoying the shit out of people. You dump your young as soon as they are born and they have to fend for themselves, no responsility.
Dodging the great Australian wave....is nothing compared to the super sized fly squatter.....or getting zapped by spray can c'mon Ralf 74 you get another chance....
Lok_Simpson Goodna, Queensland Australia
i would like to return as ...

































God


Mainly because then i would know if i was real or not rolling on the floor laughing



offshorewinds Silkeborg, Arhus Denmark
Geez....would'nt that cause a stir....you get a golden star+ infinity..



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
offshorewinds: Dodging the great Australian wave....is nothing compared to the super sized fly squatter.....or getting zapped by spray can c'mon Ralf 74 you get another chance....


How about a Prince Albert piercing, then I could hang around a dick all day.............hey, that doesn't sound nearly as romantic as I imagined confused laugh



offshorewinds Silkeborg, Arhus Denmark
Ralf74: How about a Prince Albert piercing, then I could hang around a dick all day.............hey, that doesn't sound nearly as romantic as I imagined
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Damianowen Dubbo, New South Wales Australia
A rock or an island. A rock feels no pain and an island never cries ! (and vise versa I surpose).

A pedigree cat with human servants would be pretty cruisey too.
thouroughbred gympie, Queensland Australia
a table cloth...........
cause u get laid 3 times a day, with meals layed on as well grin



offshorewinds Silkeborg, Arhus Denmark
thouroughbred: a table cloth...........
cause u get laid 3 times a day, with meals layed on as well
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
jessjessjess Forster, New South Wales Australia
Damianowen: A rock or an island. A rock feels no pain and an island never cries ! (and vise versa I surpose).

A pedigree cat with human servants would be pretty cruisey too.



my pussy is pedigree damian....

teddybear
Damianowen Dubbo, New South Wales Australia
jessjessjess: my pussy is pedigree damian....


Special attention for you and your pussy then.
robplum Ensay, Victoria Australia
Laws of cause and effect are surely certain, without cause nothingness.

With every action there is a reaction.

ploughingstar thallon, Queensland Australia
blushing a pig they never stop ejaculating when having intercourse but id have to be on a jewish farm rolling on the floor laughing
Damianowen Dubbo, New South Wales Australia
ploughingstar: a pig they never stop ejaculating when having intercourse but id have to be on a jewish farm


Thinking with your dick there buddy. Live in slop, eat slop, shag pigs and then if you don't get a kosha blessing you'll get sold to a christian at a premium rate and SHAZAM !! small goods.
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
someone more spiritually evolved than I am now grin
ploughingstar thallon, Queensland Australia
Damianowen: Thinking with your dick there buddy. Live in slop, eat slop, shag pigs and then if you don't get a kosha blessing you'll get sold to a christian at a premium rate and SHAZAM !! small goods.
better then thinking of a plastic one and how to receive it :)
Damianowen Dubbo, New South Wales Australia
ploughingstar: better then thinking of a plastic one and how to receive it :)


wake up !
ploughingstar thallon, Queensland Australia
Damianowen: wake up !
havent gone to bed yet but just going nerd much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damianowen Dubbo, New South Wales Australia
ploughingstar: havent gone to bed yet but just going nerd much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Don't skin your nuckles on the way !




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