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melty1 Adelaide, South Australia Australia
Sun May 31, 2009 7:14 AM CST : DO YOU
Ralf74: and lightly run your teeth over the meaty flesh while tickling with the tip of your tongue!!

I am not giving away all my tricks!!

Dam! the bloody pencil lead broke! rolling on the floor laughing roll eyes
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Sun May 31, 2009 7:17 AM CST : DO YOU
RadelaideGuy: OMG NO TEETH! the guy who got off on that must be a masochist of some sort, I cringed when i read it.


What makes you think it was one guy!! wink I wouldn't actually bite it, not unless you deserved it!! grin
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RadelaideGuy Adelaide, South Australia Australia
Sun May 31, 2009 7:19 AM CST : DO YOU
Ralf74: What makes you think it was one guy!! I wouldn't actually bite it, not unless you deserved it!!

No guy deserves that. I don't think i've been getting it from the right girls, might be time to trial the older versions!
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sun May 31, 2009 7:20 AM CST : DO YOU
careful girls head jobs 1o1# may get you barred ...
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RadelaideGuy Adelaide, South Australia Australia
Sun May 31, 2009 7:22 AM CST : DO YOU
kizzy27: careful girls head jobs 1o1# may get you barred ...

I'm sufficiently barred ;)
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun May 31, 2009 7:23 AM CST : DO YOU
kizzy27: careful girls head jobs 1o1# may get you barred ...


but but but... we are talking about cartoon heads .. honest uh oh

it would suck to get banned for a headjob !!

pun intended laugh
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sun May 31, 2009 7:26 AM CST : DO YOU
RadelaideGuy: I'm sufficiently barred ;)




thought so ....grin
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sun May 31, 2009 7:26 AM CST : DO YOU
blondeaozichick: but but but... we are talking about cartoon heads .. honest

it would suck to get banned for a headjob !!

pun intended
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun May 31, 2009 6:55 PM CST : DO YOU
Gee, I've always found if you twist the head really forcefully they scream and writhe in pain...devil That guy that likes the teeth, he's in Kizzys basement at the bar

Clearly Im a head turner, in the most cruel and evil ways uh oh devil
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virgiomonkey Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Sun May 31, 2009 7:05 PM CST : DO YOU
kizzy27: careful girls head jobs 1o1# may get you... .'barred'. ...


...laugh ....That's my job... Kizzy.....

J.D
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Sun May 31, 2009 10:46 PM CST : DO YOU
Shell225: Gee, I've always found if you twist the head really forcefully they scream and writhe in pain... That guy that likes the teeth, he's in Kizzys basement at the bar

Clearly Im a head turner, in the most cruel and evil ways




idea quick head turning idea for dumbies edition 1

1, hook piearcing with a fishing hook as wondering by
2, apply large book to side of face as passing by
3, lift up top while driving by
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Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Mon Jun 1, 2009 12:25 AM CST : DO YOU
relaxin: quick head turning idea for dumbies edition 1

1, hook piearcing with a fishing hook as wondering by
2, apply large book to side of face as passing by
3, lift up top while driving by


I've done #3 rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Mon Jun 1, 2009 7:15 AM CST : DO YOU
relaxin: quick head turning idea for dumbies edition 1

1, hook piearcing with a fishing hook as wondering by
2, apply large book to side of face as passing by
3, lift up top while driving by


My ex did no.1, he hooked himself on a hook hanging by the door on the curtain rail being a smart ass trying to lock me out of the house!! laugh It grabbed a hold of his ear lobe and turned his head quite acutely. It took us half an hour to give him some first aid coz we were laughing so hard!! rolling on the floor laughing Serfve him right for putting it there in the first place.
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Mon Jun 1, 2009 6:49 PM CST : DO YOU
Ralf74: Are you supposed to turn heads, here i have been sucking them all this time!!
Same hereconfused I thought that's what you were spose to douh oh
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:17 AM CST : DO YOU
redozichick: Same here I thought that's what you were spose to do




applause hug cool
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melty1 Adelaide, South Australia Australia
Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:17 AM CST : DO YOU
kismat: so do you still turn heads or turn peoples stomachs?

Turn headstones I think! devil
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:21 AM CST : DO YOU
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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WaterDragpn Toowoomba, Queensland Australia
Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:04 AM CST : DO YOU
kismat: so do you still turn heads or turn peoples stomachs?

I know I' m in getting into this thread but I definitley tune heads when I walk through Grand Cental ( big local mall here). Maybe the way I walk with my head held high, exucinding confidence I don't really feel. But the head Do turn and I enjoy watching them!!! Not all to my liking though. So no follow through!
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:59 AM CST : DO YOU
WaterDragpn: I know I' m in getting into this thread but I definitley tune heads when I walk through Grand Cental ( big local mall here). Maybe the way I walk with my head held high, exucinding confidence I don't really feel. But the head Do turn and I enjoy watching them!!! Not all to my liking though. So no follow through!


does that make you a poser?
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