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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:58 AM CST : For sale...
one black labrador border collie cross 5.5month old pup

she is in my bad books right now... mumbling mumbling

1. Digs holes in the backyard like she is digging to China ... one was almost a metre deep mumbling

2. Rips my clothes off the line.. and noooooooooooo not the old crappy ones... ALWAYS my good ones frustrated

3. Shits like there is no tomorrow .. never knew a pup could shit so much doh

4. Chews and shreds anything made of paper frustrated

5. Runs away when I let go of her collar for a minute to attach the outdoor lead... and its usually when I am running late for work!!! very mad

6. Harrasses the cat relentlessly uh oh

7. Finds EVERY small opening under the house or in bushes so I can't get her out!!! mumbling


I am over it!! very mad bloody dog mumbling mumbling
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:59 AM CST : For sale...
Priceless. wine
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:01 AM CST : For sale...
laugh Oh yeah, so glad I don't have pets right now!!

comfort Sorry to hear that Blonde. blues
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:02 AM CST : For sale...
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That's why I don't have a dogwink
but she is so cute... how could you want to get rid of herlaugh
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:03 AM CST : For sale...
now she has just run through the loungeroom with one of my socks doh
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:04 AM CST : For sale...
blondeaozichick: now she has just run through the loungeroom with one of my socks
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I just had a visual
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:06 AM CST : For sale...
blondeaozichick: now she has just run through the loungeroom with one of my socks


Your own fault for letting her in the house. drinking
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:07 AM CST : For sale...
bourbon: Your own fault for letting her in the house.


but its too cold outside blues her kennel wouldnt be warm enough
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overit1 adelaide, South Australia Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:09 AM CST : For sale...
just bare with it blondes they grow out of it in ayear or tworolling on the floor laughing
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:09 AM CST : For sale...
blondeaozichick: but its too cold outside her kennel wouldnt be warm enough


She'll be fine... dogs have a fur coat for a reason. drinking
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:11 AM CST : For sale...
blondeaozichick: but its too cold outside her kennel wouldnt be warm enough
You are a big softy hug
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:11 AM CST : For sale...
bourbon: She'll be fine... dogs have a fur coat for a reason.


wine I agree, put her outside!! She will be fine, a kennel and a blanket, god gave them a molting coat for the seasons.

A fish is too much work for me!! laugh I couldn't be bothered.
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CaySea Follow the yellow brick road, Western Australia Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:12 AM CST : For sale...
bourbon: She'll be fine... dogs have a fur coat for a reason.


Laying down in front of a fireplace? Oh wait thats bears isnt it
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:12 AM CST : For sale...
redozichick: That's why I don't have a dog
but she is so cute... how could you want to get rid of her


I will stash her in the car with you and Vinnie if she keeps it up .. then in 2 months time lets sese if you still say... how could you want to get rid of her laugh laugh
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:13 AM CST : For sale...
Ralf74: I agree, put her outside!! She will be fine, a kennel and a blanket, god gave them a molting coat for the seasons.

A fish is too much work for me!! I couldn't be bothered.
I always had my dog outsidedrinking
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:14 AM CST : For sale...
overit1: just bare with it blondes they grow out of it in ayear or two



oh faaaarrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkk ... a year or two ???? doh doh
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:14 AM CST : For sale...
blondeaozichick: I will stash her in the car with you and Vinnie if she keeps it up .. then in 2 months time lets sese if you still say... how could you want to get rid of her
Hell no baby... I'll be checking the boot before we leavelaugh now I'm all excited... can't wait... I'll be down there in 3 weeksapplause except I'm gonna freeze my tits off againmumbling
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:15 AM CST : For sale...
cant see the point in having a dog if I always keep it outside dunno
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:16 AM CST : For sale...
redozichick: Hell no baby... I'll be checking the boot before we leave now I'm all excited... can't wait... I'll be down there in 3 weeks except I'm gonna freeze my tits off again


Then stop flashing them around. laugh
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:16 AM CST : For sale...
redozichick: Hell no baby... I'll be checking the boot before we leave now I'm all excited... can't wait... I'll be down there in 3 weeks except I'm gonna freeze my tits off again



you better hope not.. you dont have much now uh oh


laugh

its been nice the last week here.. sun shining.. temps about 18 degrees ... warmer than normal grin
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