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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:18 AM CST : For sale...
bourbon: Then stop flashing them around.



BA HA HA HA HA HA .. you may as well tell her to stop breathing !!laugh
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:18 AM CST : For sale...
blondeaozichick: you better hope not.. you dont have much now

its been nice the last week here.. sun shining.. temps about 18 degrees ... warmer than normal
mumbling mumbling thanks for reminding me.... more than a mouthful is a waste as they saylaugh

Well lets hope the weather stays like that... I'm buying some bloody thermals anyway... you know what I was like last time and that was August.... November was pretty goodthumbs up
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melty1 Adelaide, South Australia Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:19 AM CST : For sale...
bloody internet connection went shit had to relog back in.
Those types of dogs are meant for outdoors. Also large yards.
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:19 AM CST : For sale...
redozichick: I always had my dog outside



One of my sisters just had a big fight with her partner coz his dogs were sleeping on the bed with her. uh oh They are huge staffy's that weigh more than her laugh they jump up on her and rip their nails into her, they are gorgeous but not while you're trying to sleep with them hogging the bed. laugh She has made him banish them from the bedroom.
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:19 AM CST : For sale...
bourbon: Then stop flashing them around.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing but I cant help myselfroll eyes
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:20 AM CST : For sale...
blondeaozichick: cant see the point in having a dog if I always keep it outside


You'll see the point when you come home one day to find that she's ripped your lounge to shreds. drinking
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:20 AM CST : For sale...
blondeaozichick: BA HA HA HA HA HA .. you may as well tell her to stop breathing !!
Oh good one Blonde...why do you have to know me so wellmumbling
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:21 AM CST : For sale...
Ralf74: One of my sisters just had a big fight with her partner coz his dogs were sleeping on the bed with her. They are huge staffy's that weigh more than her they jump up on her and rip their nails into her, they are gorgeous but not while you're trying to sleep with them hogging the bed. She has made him banish them from the bedroom.
good idea... I wouldn't sleep with them eitherlaugh
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:22 AM CST : For sale...
bourbon: You'll see the point when you come home one day to find that she's ripped your lounge to shreds.
Now that wouldn't be a pretty sight
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:22 AM CST : For sale...
bourbon: You'll see the point when you come home one day to find that she's ripped your lounge to shreds.


no way she is left indoors while I am at work or out laugh Im not THAT silly!!

if she is indoors ..as in if I am away in the evening or at night) then she is on a lead in the back room where the toilet is laugh
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overit1 adelaide, South Australia Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:24 AM CST : For sale...
blondeaozichick: no way she is left indoors while I am at work or out Im not THAT silly!!

if she is indoors ..as in if I am away in the evening or at night) then she is on a lead in the back room where the toilet is
get her a muzzle while she s inside then, and boots for her feet while shes outside at least then she can flatten the dirt with the boots as she digs rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:31 AM CST : For sale...
Ralf74: One of my sisters just had a big fight with her partner coz his dogs were sleeping on the bed with her. They are huge staffy's that weigh more than her they jump up on her and rip their nails into her, they are gorgeous but not while you're trying to sleep with them hogging the bed. She has made him banish them from the bedroom.


no way I let animals sleep with me laugh
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:33 AM CST : For sale...
blondeaozichick: no way I let animals sleep with me
That's not very nice... I've slept with youprofessor are you calling me an animalmumbling
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overit1 adelaide, South Australia Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:35 AM CST : For sale...
my dogs in all the time hes a staffy i just leave the door open for him , but hes never been destructive not even as a pup ive been lucky really
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:37 AM CST : For sale...
blondeaozichick: no way I let animals sleep with me


I used to work night shift and came home one night to my bed with our American Bulldog in there. He was lying there with his head on my pillow and everything, gross!! Great bloody lump would not move, i had to wake my ex to move him out of there. He was a hilarious dog. He used to jump around like Pepe le Peu (the skunk from WB cartoons)and he used to walk in front of me and nearly trip me up all the time. One day he just came running at me for fun coz i was being an idiot and teasing him and bowled me over like a skittle. laugh
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:37 AM CST : For sale...
redozichick: That's not very nice... I've slept with you are you calling me an animal


sounds to me like your calling yourself one laugh
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:38 AM CST : For sale...
overit1: my dogs in all the time hes a staffy i just leave the door open for him , but hes never been destructive not even as a pup ive been lucky really


my yard isnt fenced , so mine has to be on a chain when she is outside
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:38 AM CST : For sale...
blondeaozichick: sounds to me like your calling yourself one
I can be sometimesdevil giggle
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:39 AM CST : For sale...
Ralf74: I used to work night shift and came home one night to my bed with our American Bulldog in there. He was lying there with his head on my pillow and everything, gross!! Great bloody lump would not move, i had to wake my ex to move him out of there. He was a hilarious dog. He used to jump around like Pepe le Peu (the skunk from WB cartoons)and he used to walk in front of me and nearly trip me up all the time. One day he just came running at me for fun coz i was being an idiot and teasing him and bowled me over like a skittle.
omg barf rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:49 AM CST : For sale...
blondeaozichick: my yard isnt fenced , so mine has to be on a chain when she is outside


You get a dog when your yard isn't fenced.... you've definitely been in Victoria too long. doh
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