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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
bourbon: You get a dog when your yard isn't fenced.... you've definitely been in Victoria too long.


well.. thats why she is an inside dog grin I want a dog that is inside the house to warn me if someone tries to break in,,, no point having a guard dog contained in a fenced back yard when someone is trying to break in at the front is there tongue



overit1 adelaide, South Australia Australia
blondeaozichick: well.. thats why she is an inside dog I want a dog that is inside the house to warn me if someone tries to break in,,, no point having a guard dog contained in a fenced back yard when someone is trying to break in at the front is there
if the dogs that destructive it might been cheaper to get a fence at the front dunno rolling on the floor laughing
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: well.. thats why she is an inside dog I want a dog that is inside the house to warn me if someone tries to break in,,, no point having a guard dog contained in a fenced back yard when someone is trying to break in at the front is there


You're most likely to get broken into when you're not home... and then she'll be tied to a race in an unfenced yard. Victorians are unique. uh oh
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
overit1: if the dogs that destructive it might been cheaper to get a fence at the front


I rent laugh



overit1 adelaide, South Australia Australia
blondeaozichick: I rent
thats even better get the landlord to pay for it laugh laugh problem sorted wink
melty1 Adelaide, South Australia Australia
overit1: thats even better get the landlord to pay for it problem sorted

offer a free massagewink
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
melty1: offer a free massage


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing errrrrrrr no...
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Instead of putting "For Sale".... maybe you should put "Free To Good Home" laugh
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
bourbon: Instead of putting "For Sale".... maybe you should put "Free To Good Home"


laugh laugh then people might get the wrong idea about exactly WHAT is free uh oh laugh
Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: one black labrador border collie cross 5.5month old pup

she is in my bad books right now...

1. Digs holes in the backyard like she is digging to China ... one was almost a metre deep

2. Rips my clothes off the line.. and noooooooooooo not the old crappy ones... ALWAYS my good ones

3. Shits like there is no tomorrow .. never knew a pup could shit so much

4. Chews and shreds anything made of paper

5. Runs away when I let go of her collar for a minute to attach the outdoor lead... and its usually when I am running late for work!!!

6. Harrasses the cat relentlessly

7. Finds EVERY small opening under the house or in bushes so I can't get her out!!! I am over it!! bloody dog


For hire 1X 22 cal rifle with sound moderator (We don't want to worry the neighbours do we) ... She'll be slurping out of that big doggy bowl in the sky before she knows she's gone. They ony live 15 years you know.
Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: well.. thats why she is an inside dog I want a dog that is inside the house to warn me if someone tries to break in,,, no point having a guard dog contained in a fenced back yard when someone is trying to break in at the front is there


OK I'll sell you the gun ... with the silencer. No point in involving all the neighbours in your security problems.
Magenta Nimbin, New South Wales Australia
blondeaozichick: one black labrador border collie cross 5.5month old pup

she is in my bad books right now...


3. Shits like there is no tomorrow .. never knew a pup could shit so much


I'm hearing u blonde. Getting the kids to toilet her twice a day is like pulling teethroll eyes
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Tee hee, I feel for you Blonde. I think we have all had puppies. laugh laugh laugh You love her anyway.laugh
tarnsnz Horowhenua, Wellington New Zealand
Yes I can understand that, as i have 2 boxers and feel totally safe with them inside with me.

But they have come at a cost, one when younger had that puppy eating disorder mumbling

everything from socks to boots, then advanced

to cellphone, not 1 or 2 but 3 totally destroyed, my insurance company was very good with the first 2 phones but didnt even try claiming when reached no 3. laugh

then my darling boxer was sad because i wasnt here and made a point of letting me know - ate two of my 2 seater couches frustrated

but i love my dogs and they have outgrown all that now and at end of day, most material things are replaceable, thats my way of thinking to deal with the situation

yeah i think they are quite spoilt but they also excellent guard dogs thumbs up

so hang in there, but expect more damage and a wagging tail laugh
Magenta Nimbin, New South Wales Australia
tarnsnz: Yes I can understand that, as i have 2 boxers and feel totally safe with them inside with me.

But they have come at a cost, one when younger had that puppy eating disorder

everything from socks to boots, then advanced

to cellphone, not 1 or 2 but 3 totally destroyed, my insurance company was very good with the first 2 phones but didnt even try claiming when reached no 3.

then my darling boxer was sad because i wasnt here and made a point of letting me know - ate two of my 2 seater couches

but i love my dogs and they have outgrown all that now and at end of day, most material things are replaceable, thats my way of thinking to deal with the situation

yeah i think they are quite spoilt but they also excellent guard dogs

so hang in there, but expect more damage and a wagging tail
wow laugh

Aah boxers. The eternal kids of the dog world!
JASON656 MACKAY, Queensland Australia
redozichick: Hell no baby... I'll be checking the boot before we leave now I'm all excited... can't wait... I'll be down there in 3 weeks except I'm gonna freeze my tits off again
oh please don't do that red,I like them the way they are,good for sucking and using as pillows
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
blondeaozichick: one black labrador border collie cross 5.5month old pup

she is in my bad books right now...

1. Digs holes in the backyard like she is digging to China ... one was almost a metre deep

2. Rips my clothes off the line.. and noooooooooooo not the old crappy ones... ALWAYS my good ones

3. Shits like there is no tomorrow .. never knew a pup could shit so much

4. Chews and shreds anything made of paper

5. Runs away when I let go of her collar for a minute to attach the outdoor lead... and its usually when I am running late for work!!!

6. Harrasses the cat relentlessly

7. Finds EVERY small opening under the house or in bushes so I can't get her out!!! I am over it!! bloody dog



shot the farka wats do matta with ya confused
Magenta Nimbin, New South Wales Australia
The visuals of blonde running after her are classiclaugh
And the massive piles of steamers!

On a serious note tho, sounds like u should give her away to an active family and get something like a staffywave
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
JASON656: oh please don't do that red,I like them the way they are,good for sucking and using as pillows


oh that is a meaningful and relevent comment to the thread doh roll eyes
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: oh that is a meaningful and relevent comment to the thread


Since when does a comment have to be relevant? laugh




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