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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:19 PM CST : If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands
Arealguy69: If you have a porn collection, clap your hands...
If you have a porn collection, clap your hands...
If you have a porn collection,
and you want my................ collection
If you have a porn collection, clap your hands...


If you have porn collection WASH YOUR HANDS,
If you have porn collection WASH YOUR HANDS,
If you have a porn collection and you really wnat to show it ...
PPPPpppplease don't!

And wash your hands.

Disclaimer:
The owner of the hands that typed this do not neccesarily proscribe to the comments contained with in .... BUT THEY HAVE WASHED THEIR HANDS.
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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:17 AM CST : If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands
Bump!
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tarnsnz Horowhenua, Wellington New Zealand
Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:19 AM CST : If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands
Darkhorseman: Bump!



oh no, that's just encouraging the clap rolling on the floor laughing
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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:22 AM CST : If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands
tarnsnz: oh no, that's just encouraging the clap


Are you calling me a GERM!

I'll post a story about the three germs soon.
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tarnsnz Horowhenua, Wellington New Zealand
Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:26 AM CST : If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands
is that the same as internet clap rolling on the floor laughing

bring the 3 germs on, lets hear laugh
Darkhorseman: Are you calling me a GERM!

I'll post a story about the three germs soon.
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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:42 AM CST : If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands
OK just for a change from Wacko Jacko jokes -

Two public servants (civil servants) get married. They lead a pretty uneventful life ... as they do ... and every day after work they get home at about 5 o'clock, get dinner started and go upstairs (they're newly weds) and make love until the dinner has cooked.

On day the wife gets the flu (no, I don't think it was swine flu), and goes to the Doctor. The Doctor fills her full of anti-biotics and tells her to drink lots of fluids.

After a short time the anti-biotics kill most of the germs (NO, it wasn't swine flu). There are only three germs left. They hold a conference near the woman's belly button.

"I'm going to the top of her head," says the First Germ, "they'll never find me there!"

"Oh NO," says the Second Germ, "I hear that anti-biotics rise! I'm going to the tip of her toe. They never get me there."

"Well ...," says the Last Germ (who looked amazingly like Harry the Radio from "Third Rock"), I don't know about you guys, but when the old 5:30 pulls out tonight, I'm gonna be on it!"
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Wed Jul 1, 2009 11:20 PM CST : If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands
Arealguy69: i would clap my hands, but im so ugly they refuse to meet each other....



clap clap applause applause
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Wed Jul 1, 2009 11:28 PM CST : If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands
yep ive got the clap.uh oh
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Wed Jul 1, 2009 11:30 PM CST : If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands
Twodawgz: yep ive got the clap.


I thought it was the pox ?confused
or was that last monthdunno
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melty1 Adelaide, South Australia Australia
Thu Jul 2, 2009 5:40 AM CST : If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands
Just joined the clap athon! applause applause applause
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steven6611 victor Harbor, South Australia Australia
Thu Jul 2, 2009 5:49 AM CST : If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands
no clapping for me Melty Im all clapped out like my ute is rolling on the floor laughing Ok a couple moreapplause applause
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