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unique83 perth, Western Australia Australia
Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:45 AM CST : Australian Girls!
I have a question! What is the most serious problem when you get married with Australian lady!

Thanks for replied me!

cheers
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virgiomonkey Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:10 PM CST : Australian Girls!
......Hmmmmmmm.....This one, I feel is going to get quite interesting....devil popcorn typing

J.D
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Lou29 Floating in the Riverina, New South Wales Australia
Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:14 PM CST : Australian Girls!
unique83: I have a question! What is the most serious problem when you get married with Australian lady!

Thanks for replied me!


They might start wearing your flanny shirts, driving your V8 around, and drinking your beer. cheers
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steven6611 victor Harbor, South Australia Australia
Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:29 PM CST : Australian Girls!
cheers totally agree with Lou here and they take over the remote control, know better jokes than you, and then your favourite pub is theirs laugh . dunno Actually there isnt a problem Aussie Ladies are just the best
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Lou29 Floating in the Riverina, New South Wales Australia
Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:35 PM CST : Australian Girls!
steven6611: totally agree with Lou here and they take over the remote control, know better jokes than you, and then your favourite pub is theirs . Actually there isnt a problem Aussie Ladies are just the best


I will drink to that!cheers
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virgiomonkey Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:44 PM CST : Australian Girls!
.....Hmmmmmm....Well just my humble opinion....at least with the Aussie Ladies they still have a great sense of humor,and can have a laugh at themselves,they can dish it out,but the Aussie Ladies can take it back too,and I respect and admire that .....but more important you can still have an open debate with them,sure it might get 'heated'....but on the whole no grudges are held against you and that is fascinate.....so to the Aussie Ladies...I salute you..... wine grin thumbs up

J.D
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steven6611 victor Harbor, South Australia Australia
Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:53 PM CST : Australian Girls!
thumbs up handshake Yes that is so true, and their whole attitude is different, frustrated you cant beat them in an argument though they are too much like uslaugh .
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virgiomonkey Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:27 PM CST : Australian Girls!
steven6611: Yes that is so true, and their whole attitude is different, you cant beat them in an argument though they are too much like us .



........laugh Well lets say....get your facts right...if not....then prepare to get 'hammered' .......correct Ralf74..??????...grin devil good to debate with you steven6611cheers handshake thumbs up

J.D
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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:25 PM CST : Australian Girls!
unique83: I have a question! What is the most serious problem when you get married with Australian lady!

Thanks for replied me!


So is this guy a "New Australian"?

Expect Lots of loving and sex. The biggest problem is that you may be too tired to go to work on Monday when she finally falls asleep and lets you sneak out of bed.
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virgiomonkey Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:51 PM CST : Australian Girls!
Darkhorseman: So is this guy a "New Australian"?

Expect Lots of loving and sex. The biggest problem is that you may be too tired to go to work on Monday when she finally falls asleep and lets you sneak out of bed.


............. rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up ....Well....I see nothing wrong with that......At least when he gets to work....he will have a happy and contented smile on his face.....

J.Dgrin devil
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Magenta Nimbin, New South Wales Australia
Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:56 PM CST : Australian Girls!
virgiomonkey: ........ Well lets say....get your facts right...if not....then prepare to get 'hammered' .......correct Ralf74..??????... good to debate with you steven6611

J.D


What did u do to our ralfie john?dunno
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virgiomonkey Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:16 PM CST : Australian Girls!
Magenta: What did u do to our ralfie john?


....Huh..???..Pardon...???..I am innocent !!!....Honest.!!!..I swear...on the bible..!!!..'Gulp'....Hey...usually Ralf74 comes on after I have posted, and gives me a good old fashion growling ....grin devil


J.D
grin
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:37 PM CST : Australian Girls!
unique83: I have a question! What is the most serious problem when you get married with Australian lady!

Thanks for replied me!
We pinch the food off your plate even though we have the same thing. Yours just tastes better.


We can out root the guy.


We fart and give dutch ovens to our other halves.

We WILL and DO tell you to get off your ass and do it yourself.

When we drive if you cut in front of us god help you, our ciggies hang out of our mouths, whilst screeching at you to blow it out your ass, or just run you off the road... depending on how serious the event was.


There's just a few.uh oh
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virgiomonkey Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:52 PM CST : Australian Girls!
sxc666: We pinch the food off your plate even though we have the same thing. Yours just tastes better.We can out root the guy.We fart and give dutch ovens to our other halves.

We WILL and DO tell you to get off your ass and do it yourself.

When we drive if you cut in front of us god help you, our ciggies hang out of our mouths, whilst screeching at you to blow it out your ass, or just run you off the road... depending on how serious the event was.There's just a few.


.............shock shock shock .........

J.Dgrin devil rolling on the floor laughing
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Wed Jul 1, 2009 3:35 AM CST : Australian Girls!
Darkhorseman: So is this guy a "New Australian"?

Expect Lots of loving and sex. The biggest problem is that you may be too tired to go to work on Monday when she finally falls asleep and lets you sneak out of bed.



In a nutshell !grin
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Wed Jul 1, 2009 3:44 AM CST : Australian Girls!
virgiomonkey: ........ Well lets say....get your facts right...if not....then prepare to get 'hammered' .......correct Ralf74..??????... good to debate with you steven6611

J.D


Me, hammer, nah, I like power tools, a jack hammer maybe!! wow laugh
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Wed Jul 1, 2009 3:45 AM CST : Australian Girls!
virgiomonkey: ....Huh..???..Pardon...???..I am innocent !!!....Honest.!!!..I swear...on the bible..!!!..'Gulp'....Hey...usually Ralf74 comes on after I have posted, and gives me a good old fashion growling .... J.D


hug Not today, i am in a caring, sharing mood today!! grin
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Wed Jul 1, 2009 4:27 AM CST : Australian Girls!
unique83: I have a question! What is the most serious problem when you get married with Australian lady!

Thanks for replied me!


I can replied you.

When you get married with the Australian Lady, you're life ends. She take credit cards and you make credit card payments. You can no more go fishing with your friends. Everything become your fault. She scream at you all time. She spend $140 on her hair and $2 on your dinner. She drive your car like it a rental. You have kid... she kick you out of house, she keeps kid, house, car... and you pay child support for 18yrs. You want to shoot yourself, but you can't afford a bullet.

You'll like being married with Australian Lady. wine
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Wed Jul 1, 2009 4:33 AM CST : Australian Girls!
bourbon: I can replied you.

When you get married with the Australian Lady, you're life ends. She take credit cards and you make credit card payments. You can no more go fishing with your friends. Everything become your fault. She scream at you all time. She spend $140 on her hair and $2 on your dinner. She drive your car like it a rental. You have kid... she kick you out of house, she keeps kid, house, car... and you pay child support for 18yrs. You want to shoot yourself, but you can't afford a bullet.You'll like being married with Australian Lady.



Ill spot ya a fiver Bourbon

grin
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Wed Jul 1, 2009 4:35 AM CST : Australian Girls!
bourbon: I can replied you.

When you get married with the Australian Lady, you're life ends. She take credit cards and you make credit card payments. You can no more go fishing with your friends. Everything become your fault. She scream at you all time. She spend $140 on her hair and $2 on your dinner. She drive your car like it a rental. You have kid... she kick you out of house, she keeps kid, house, car... and you pay child support for 18yrs. You want to shoot yourself, but you can't afford a bullet.

You'll like being married with Australian Lady.


rolling on the floor laughing Dinner for $2, where??
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