Australian Girls!

blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
bourbon: I can replied you.

When you get married with the Australian Lady, you're life ends. She take credit cards and you make credit card payments. You can no more go fishing with your friends. Everything become your fault. She scream at you all time. She spend $140 on her hair and $2 on your dinner. She drive your car like it a rental. You have kid... she kick you out of house, she keeps kid, house, car... and you pay child support for 18yrs. You want to shoot yourself, but you can't afford a bullet.

You'll like being married with Australian Lady.


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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
unique83: I have a question! What is the most serious problem when you get married with Australian lady!

Thanks for replied me!


my two cents worth... she will probably tell you to learn to speak and write english properly!! roll eyes
tarnsnz Horowhenua, Wellington New Zealand
bourbon: I can replied you.

When you get married with the Australian Lady, you're life ends. She take credit cards and you make credit card payments. You can no more go fishing with your friends. Everything become your fault. She scream at you all time. She spend $140 on her hair and $2 on your dinner. She drive your car like it a rental. You have kid... she kick you out of house, she keeps kid, house, car... and you pay child support for 18yrs. You want to shoot yourself, but you can't afford a bullet.

You'll like being married with Australian Lady.


I support animal welfare as a worthy cause and my donation is in the mail (gold plated for a special polar bear) he he

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ah just kidding, i'm a animal lover banana
cheers
melty1 Adelaide, South Australia Australia
Ralf74: Dinner for $2, where??

I can do better she's hopeless! laugh 2 minute noodles for about 50c banana head banger tongue rolling on the floor laughing
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
bourbon: I can replied you.

When you get married with the Australian Lady, you're life ends. She take credit cards and you make credit card payments. You can no more go fishing with your friends. Everything become your fault. She scream at you all time. She spend $140 on her hair and $2 on your dinner. She drive your car like it a rental. You have kid... she kick you out of house, she keeps kid, house, car... and you pay child support for 18yrs. You want to shoot yourself, but you can't afford a bullet.

You'll like being married with Australian Lady.


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CaySea Follow the yellow brick road, Western Australia Australia
unique83: I have a question! What is the most serious problem when you get married with Australian lady!

Thanks for replied me!


Aussie women are great so long as you dont get on their bad side you cant beat them... Whereas if you do they will beat you boxing



virgiomonkey Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
bourbon: I can replied you.

When you get married with the Australian Lady, you're life ends. She take credit cards and you make credit card payments. You can no more go fishing with your friends. Everything become your fault. She scream at you all time. She spend $140 on her hair and $2 on your dinner. She drive your car like it a rental. You have kid... she kick you out of house, she keeps kid, house, car... and you pay child support for 18yrs. You want to shoot yourself, but you can't afford a bullet.

You'll like being married with Australian Lady.


....Huh.!!!.What.!!!!.Are you sure you are not talking about New Zealand Woman,Bloody Hell you describe New Zealand so well..... shock shock......

J.D awaits 'Incoming' from the Ladies

J.D

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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
virgiomonkey: ....Huh.!!!.What.!!!!.Are you sure you are not talking about New Zealand Woman,Bloody Hell you describe New Zealand so well..... ......

J.D awaits 'Incoming' from the Ladies

J.D



yeah but Aussie girls give head grin



virgiomonkey Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
kizzy27: yeah but Aussie girls give head


......Beautifully said Kizzy....Bugger..... pissed so much of laughing that I split my Coffee all over the Keyboard......

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J.Dgrin devil hug
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
virgiomonkey: ......Beautifully said Kizzy....Bugger..... pissed so much of laughing that I split my Coffee all over the Keyboard......



J.D



You know I saw this thread & thought to myself
mmmm wonder when JD shows up !rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

duck weave & roll John Dutchie hug yay
tarnsnz Horowhenua, Wellington New Zealand
bourbon: I can replied you.

When you get married with the Australian Lady, you're life ends. She take credit cards and you make credit card payments. You can no more go fishing with your friends. Everything become your fault. She scream at you all time. She spend $140 on her hair and $2 on your dinner. She drive your car like it a rental. You have kid... she kick you out of house, she keeps kid, house, car... and you pay child support for 18yrs. You want to shoot yourself, but you can't afford a bullet.

You'll like being married with Australian Lady.


I don't see a problem here, apart from being very intelligent and spents wisely rolling on the floor laughing laugh laugh



virgiomonkey Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
tarnsnz: I don't see a problem here, apart from being very intelligent and spents wisely


....No,as a New Zealand Lady,I didn't think you would have problem here ....And you wonder why more and more Men are leaving New Zealand,or saying purposely staying single and you wonder why New Zealand as a major Man drought problem,quite self explanatory really .....Hmmmmmmm....But all good......

J.D
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
virgiomonkey: ....No,as a New Zealand Lady,I didn't think you would have problem here ....And you wonder why more and more Men are leaving New Zealand,or saying purposely staying single and you wonder why New Zealand as a major Man drought problem,quite self explanatory really .....Hmmmmmmm....But all good......

J.D

Here we go yawn
tarnsnz Horowhenua, Wellington New Zealand
virgiomonkey: ....No,as a New Zealand Lady,I didn't think you would have problem here ....And you wonder why more and more Men are leaving New Zealand,or saying purposely staying single and you wonder why New Zealand as a major Man drought problem,quite self explanatory really .....Hmmmmmmm....But all good......

J.D


I think you need to get for your high horse of continued downing of new zealand women.

I have been though the theads and read all the rubbish you write making out that we are so so bad.

But you know what JD, we are not, and what man dought and as saying why men are all leaving nz, because of women here -come on - get over youself!

WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP, just appears to be YOU thas has a big problem with nz women and you just cant seem to let your issues stay personal - grow up!

Hey, planes leave nz all the time, jump on one and and maybe try
Nigera - i hear the ladies there are lovely, and say hi from all the nz girls

cheers



virgiomonkey Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
tarnsnz: I think you need to get for your high horse of continued downing of new zealand women.

I have been though the theads and read all the rubbish you write making out that we are so so bad.

But you know what JD, we are not, and what man dought and as saying why men are all leaving nz, because of women here -come on - get over youself!

WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP, just appears to be YOU thas has a big problem with nz women and you just cant seem to let your issues stay personal - grow up!

Hey, planes leave nz all the time, jump on one and and maybe try
Nigera - i hear the ladies there are lovely, and say hi from all the nz girls


.....You know what,I have notice if you say anything that so calls offends New Zealand Ladies they go on a stinging attack ....Helen clark was good at that wasn't she.???...oh ,did you read the book by 'Ian Wishart'....on.....'Absolute Power'....you should...No....you wouldn't like it....He said something also about the social engineering thats been occurring in New Zealand ....and it will offend you.....Correct.....??????
But I agree with you and I will inform 'Peter Ellis' that he should get of his high horse too.....Correct..???..and thank you for replying to my other thread,raising genuine concerns,and I also said I would be very happy to debate with you....
No reply...never mind....such is life
....Oh since you have such a lot respect for the Mechanics you work with, ask them if they would like to come School Teachers here in New Zealand and would they feel safe to be a Male School teacher...????...thank you, I will be interested on there replies....but you won't ,will you....????
Whoa nearly forgot this one for you.now since you told me to get of my high horse....you had better ring 'Lighton Smith' on 1ZB talk back show,this Gentleman is on from Monday till Friday, 8.30 till midday,and tell him to get him of his high horse too, for he said some horrible words that will really offend you....'Enough of these Femi Nazis'....and I think he said that on the 31/06/09 Tuesday around 10.00 am,but Please ring him, go ahead and ask him if he said it....
But look on the bright side, in 2 years I will be gone from New Zealand,so, apart from that,have a very good night....and I hope you have an awesome Weekend....

J.D

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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
I thought we were done with all this shit John !
surley you have other friends than peter ellis ...
I agree as most do that what happened was unjust but its wasnt tarnnz oer any other NZ girl thats onsite here that accused him ffs !
I also see in the threads your back not only on yr high horse but also the same old nag your always on of recent months women bashing
you know for a guy on a dating site thats pretty fuckin stupid !

jmo
Kizzy
Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
Oh COME ON everybody!
JD, if you think that New Zealand is one big Femi-nazi plot, I am afraid you are mistaken. Unbalanced laws are being writ in every developed country due to the imbalance of the gender and age of people practicing (and therefore havig input to the writing) of those laws.

My Australian Teacher Girlfriend was shocked, disgusted and upset about the laws that were written in Oz that made her through her hopes to have a family with me a second class citizen.

We got over it ... we got too old to have children.

And girls, Any law (or cultural custom) that is enacted to marginalise you ex-partner, ex-husband or any man can also be used against your sons,your brothers and men whom you will take to your heart.

There is no "winner" in a law like that ... well, perhaps the un-resolved lesbian man hater that lobbies for it thinks she has a win ... But my little sister "bats for the other side" and I can asure you she would not like to see her brother treated unfairly in law.

There is no need to write things that assume all women are after all men's worldly wealth and want to melt down their bodies for cat food. That is absolutely NOT so. And pndering to that sort of thinking does what any lobbying Fem-nazi wants. It facilitates the media driven fictional "War Between the Sexes".
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
sorry J.D. but you need psychological counselling... you have real problems when it comes to women and men and the law

its ok to have a healthy debate... you go WAY overboard in your stinging attacks on NZ women and on how bad they are

you seriously need to get over yourself and one or two friggen unfair cases where the law is an ass

people are sick of hearing the broken record roll eyes

there are many cases of women who HAVE been raped and mistreated by so called men... in my opinion they are not men.. they are animals

YOU should try putting yourself in a woman shoes for a change... we have to constantly put up with sexual jokes and inuendos.. we get paid less.. even in this day and age just because we are women

just do some friggen research and be more opjective

im bored with your moaning about women and poor poor men who have been badly done by

the cases you refer to ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN so stop going on about it doh
psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
virgiomonkey: .....Hmmmmmm....Well just my humble opinion....at least with the Aussie Ladies they still have a great sense of humor,and can have a laugh at themselves,they can dish it out,but the Aussie Ladies can take it back too,and I respect and admire that .....but more important you can still have an open debate with them,sure it might get 'heated'....but on the whole no grudges are held against you and that is fascinate.....so to the Aussie Ladies...I salute you.....

J.D




i'm guessing you don't know many then??????


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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Are you all treating J.D. fairly? I mean is he actually attacking women for being women, or is he attacking the system which favours women and to some degree alienates men?





virgiomonkey: ....Oh since you have such a lot respect for the Mechanics you work with, ask them if they would like to come School Teachers here in New Zealand and would they feel safe to be a Male School teacher...????...thank you, I will be interested on there replies....but you won't ,will you....????


I don't know how dire the situation is in New Zealand, but I certainly wouldn't want to be a male teacher in Australia. drinking




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