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Can't wait to see ya!

....Well in my case, I have to now declare officially,I am 'bankrupted'.....

J.D...M.C.P

Now im in dept $785.50c. Can i pay this off with sex, pls. In a pool, with your best mate and there partner at the same time. Not after getting a blow job in the car on the way there by a lady 10 years older then me and doing her daughter, who is under 21 (shes 19) anally in the back of the car while she goes for a pit stop. But not befor tripping and smoking pot in the out doors and having sex then streaking. Oh! But not befor talking to my partner on the phone and jerking off just after i root a co-worker at work. But befor i can do that, i need to get out of jail from playing spin the bottle and getting into a fight that i now regret. I stole his bottle of grog at an after work party, and then drove drunk to a brothel and had sex with and Indian girl who used a big fucking dildo on my ass. But she loved the oral. The Indian girl was the co-workers partner. So yea, can i pay it off with sex?

$1,135.50




The devil made me do it

the only thing u missed is the cyber-sex. But we can make that up now if u wish

so you arent blaming yourself you have to blame the devil

sweet talker

In all seriousness, my tally is correct

There is only about 5 things i havnt done on that whole list. I'll let u all try and guess which 5

Ok this is a challenge now isnt it I will come up with my 5 & see if im correct

1. beat up someone
2. cross dressed
3. spent time in jail
4. peed in the pool
5. had sex with someone in jail

Sorry revised tally. Missed a couple b4.
$1,035.50

U got one right.

Have you been sitting there adding up

It was easier to detract

I come in @ $650.00 umm does being in a holding cell while bail was being set count as being in jail?

& what about being locked up in Kizzys Cellar - that would be like a jail as they lock ya up in there and no key,
well thats what I heard anyone

Good lord I stopped near the end when it reached $800,
that's terrible !

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