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Where do I start so many . Last week I was at a service station with my ute & I took my work trailer off , to retighten the tow ball. So off we go to our next job & yes 5 kilometres up the road I have just realised my trailer is still back at the service station .

Done this before lol

Last week I was talking to my mate about storage solutions for all my clothes etc

anyway.. she says.. why dont you get some of the vacuum pack pags.. the ones where you use your vacuum to suck out the air

I said.. I thought of that but my vacuum doesn't suck.. it only blows

she looks at me like... what the hell??

then I realise what I have said and nearly pee myself laughing

so your a natural blonde then ?

sometimes

hehe, I usually still have soapy armpits.

hahahahahahahhahahahhahhahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahah.............oh that is so farkin funny, Blonde, still pissing myself laughing!!

i have tried unlocking the house with the remote for the car! actually I have done that a few times.

I rent some waterfront homes anyway I was at Adnawara today and needed to call the cleaner so I used the landline at the house whilst giving her instructions I did what i had to do replaced the key in the safe then sat in the car talking I finished the call started the car & realised I had the cordless phone in hand not my mobile had to unlock the house to replace the phone
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blonde moment

well not today but Ive being suffering from the flu for the last 10 days, and I made myself a nice cup of coffee one morning, went to the loo come back to grab my cuppa and it was gone.


Now Im ranting and raving at the kids saying I know I made a coffee now where is it?





I put it in the fridge with the milk

dont cha hate when that happens

i will give ya 2 my best of many last fridaynight went to a friends for tea as i was leaving i opened front door and went to walk out, they have an amplimesh shark screen door and yes i didnt see it left half my forehead on it drove home bleeding and embarressed no 2..when i lived in england i was a motorcycle courier for a while i got a job and went out to my bike jumped on it and took offdone a full circle and ended up on the floor ......yes i hadnt taken the fork lock off unfortunately for me everyone was out the fronthaving a break and were rolling around on the floor in fits of laughter what a dick i felt

I thought mine was silly but they are so funny

steven i got loads and most are bike related

Ok I will do another. I used to wake up at 5.30am for work years ago & one night just as i went to bed I set my alarm, & forgot to put it back to the actual time, rolled over & went to sleep. Woke up looked at the clock thinking hell that wasnt very long.

Got up all ready for work, got lunch ready, all dressed. made brekky, sitting down in front of the tv & I was thinking hell these shows are weird it was only then I looked at the clock on the wall & it was 1.20am

nothing like an early start

ok another bike one, when i was kid got up xmas day all excited to see a new 10 speed racing bike with lights, the old duraliar type u had to pedal,,, the lights got brighter the faster u pedaled so im coming down the hill, think flick the light on im looking over the handle bars to see if there working when i look up $#@T who parked that caravan there smack straight into the back of it ouch bike broken im in much pain and theres a huge dent in back of caravan

Thanks girls & guys, they are funny. Well i quite often do silly things things and guys at work at always saying "you really are blonde arent ya), yeah they give me heaps of crap but i give as good as i get

But lately I have been making so many stupid mistakes (been doing my job for years so should know better), its just brain overload with figures (doesnt help when put in extra digits ) so boss said today I should just start my holiday from tomorrow, so yipeeeeeeee, i can relax and recharge


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