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crackers Sydney, New South Wales Australia
Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:25 PM CST : Bed Rolls
I have noticed that when I go to sleep with my partner, I always wake up right on the edge of the bed. This not only happens with my current partner but All past partners as well.

Do woman have an automatic "Push men (me)to the side of the bed" thing programed in the brains or what?? confused
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tarnsnz Horowhenua, Wellington New Zealand
Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:41 PM CST : Bed Rolls
Being single has it's advantages - get to hog the whole bed with no fear of falling off the sides thumbs up
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Darkhorseman Gold Coast, Queensland Australia
Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:08 PM CST : Bed Rolls
crackers: I have noticed that when I go to sleep with my partner, I always wake up right on the edge of the bed. This not only happens with my current partner but All past partners as well.

Do woman have an automatic "Push men (me)to the side of the bed" thing programed in the brains or what??


It's even worse when your toodler climbs in to join you in the early morning. I always ended up with his heels dug into my kidneys while his mother got arms above his head pushing into her back.

I have a theory. They (toddlers) don't want to share the family resources. They instinctively know that if they keep mum and dad apart there will be no siblings to compete with.

It must have worked. Toddler is now 30 and he doesn't have any siblings to have to share with.
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melty1 Adelaide, South Australia Australia
Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:07 PM CST : Bed Rolls
Darkhorseman: It's even worse when your toodler climbs in to join you in the early morning. I always ended up with his heels dug into my kidneys while his mother got arms above his head pushing into her back.

I have a theory. They (toddlers) don't want to share the family resources. They instinctively know that if they keep mum and dad apart there will be no siblings to compete with.

It must have worked. Toddler is now 30 and he doesn't have any siblings to have to share with.

well I think it is now time he slept in his own bed! Don't ya think? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:58 PM CST : Bed Rolls
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:19 PM CST : Bed Rolls
melty1: well I think it is now time he slept in his own bed! Don't ya think?


rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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ladyfingers clovis, New Mexico USA
Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:33 PM CST : Bed Rolls
I automatically roll to the side if someone touches me when i'm asleep. I ended up on the floor one time.... rolling on the floor laughing
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:38 PM CST : Bed Rolls
crackers: I have noticed that when I go to sleep with my partner, I always wake up right on the edge of the bed. This not only happens with my current partner but All past partners as well.

Do woman have an automatic "Push men (me)to the side of the bed" thing programed in the brains or what??


I haven't noticed that myself dunno

I am one of those people who stays on my side of the bed with or without someone else in the bed(unless I am spooning or cuddling then its the middle laugh )
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tarnsnz Horowhenua, Wellington New Zealand
Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:02 AM CST : Bed Rolls
melty1: well I think it is now time he slept in his own bed! Don't ya think?


well said Melty laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kezza007 brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:32 PM CST : Bed Rolls
Those pillow mates don't move ........rolling on the floor laughing
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:15 AM CST : Bed Rolls
crackers: I have noticed that when I go to sleep with my partner, I always wake up right on the edge of the bed. This not only happens with my current partner but All past partners as well.

Do woman have an automatic "Push men (me)to the side of the bed" thing programed in the brains or what??


I think it is more that you guys are trying to run away from us girls in the bed, hehe. laugh

I have to admit that I am a terible person to sleep next to. I hog all the bed and the blankets, I drool, sleep talk, snore and spoon. I toss and turn something ferocious, even I hate sleeping with me.

I woke one morning to find my ex holding himself in bed with one hand on the floor. wow
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