The Body Corporate where I live have pissed me off a g a i n.
My neighbours son is staying a while and has brought his dog, so within say 4hours of his arrival, the Body Corp had sent her a letter saying that theres a 'not approved' dog on her premises.
I really dislike that sort of shite. So in good Shelly fashion, I have written a letter, explaining that I dont get noise or anything from the dog, and have no probs. I added that they moved with premature, zeal and suggested that their powers of observation were boardering on superhuman.
I let on, none too politely that I considered the whole lot of them to be stalkers

and that they spent a bit too much time watching the comings and goings of everyone else. They even had his car rego noted in the letter, so I told em that if I ever found out that they had info on me, Shortie, my visitors, or my neighbours that I was calling the police and that they were seriously distrubed.
Hmmmmm I wonder how long it will take them to start sending me letters about my bins and my cat?? I'll give em 3 days