Have a giggle :-)

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kezza007 brisbane, Queensland Australia
Fri Nov 6, 2009 5:19 AM CST : Have a giggle :-)
little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'Whatcha gonna do about it?'



The poor little guy starts crying.



'Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying'.



'This is the worst day of my life, says the little guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right'.



'I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me'.



'When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance'.



'I left my wallet in the cab I took home'.



'I found my wife in bed with gardener and my dog bit me'.



'So I came to the bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison'.
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equality gawler, South Australia Australia
Fri Nov 6, 2009 6:16 AM CST : Have a giggle :-)
laugh applause Thats not bad.
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LoveableOne Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Fri Nov 6, 2009 6:31 AM CST : Have a giggle :-)
Good one! laugh
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Martia benalla, Victoria Australia
Fri Nov 6, 2009 6:40 AM CST : Have a giggle :-)
LoveableOne: Good one!


What are you doing on here you should be out Tom Catting.wave
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equality gawler, South Australia Australia
Fri Nov 6, 2009 7:41 AM CST : Have a giggle :-)
Martia: What are you doing on here you should be out Tom Catting.


Ah everybody wants to be a cool cat. Yeahcats meow
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LoveableOne Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Fri Nov 6, 2009 8:30 AM CST : Have a giggle :-)
Martia: What are you doing on here you should be out Tom Catting.


Indeed hug
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venere08 Adelaide and Tuscany, South Australia Australia
Fri Nov 6, 2009 7:15 PM CST : Have a giggle :-)
Nice one, kezza.wave
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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
Mon Nov 9, 2009 4:27 AM CST : Have a giggle :-)
Good one Kez.......... wave


A wife said to her husband, you should do a will incase you die....

Husband replies, I'm not leaving my stuff to some arsehole to have fun with...

Wife replies, Who said that I would marry another arshole... doh
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kezza007 brisbane, Queensland Australia
Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:17 AM CST : Have a giggle :-)
Jimi123499: Good one Kez.......... A wife said to her husband, you should do a will incase you die....

Husband replies, I'm not leaving my stuff to some arsehole to have fun with...

Wife replies, Who said that I would marry another arshole...


Good one too Jimi wave

How are ya x
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