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she thought about it for a minute, as he approached her...thought to herself 'hang on a minute'...and say's to him " you think you can just walk back into my life after the way you left me?!!".....

Oh i see..... don`t u remember u tossed me out for being ..........

(A FAT BASTARD )

A lyin, cheating, no good, stealing Man Whore.

Just like every other male I've known.

She was so angry that she.......

Ran up to him and.........

threw the next thing she could see sitting next to her...it was the ASH TRAY!! "TAKE THAT, YOU FAT BASTARD!!"...the next thing...

coffee spray

he did was look down into her stunning almond shaped green eyes. Then he said 'I know I've treated you badly, I know I left you for that pox ridden Ho stipper from the local bar, but Im back now and I .......................'

What does story time for 'big people' mean?

Well it WAS intended to be erotic ...

We're working on that, at the moment we are at the neurotic stage... Erotic is just around the corner... you wait and see

mwah!

OHHH...here goes... he come's up to the porch ever so lightly..."hey babe..."....she say's "soo you wana munch me out again?!!".....

Mmmmmm.... you sweet sexy woman. Munch? is that what you call it now? I was just thinking that I'd worship you with my lips'

He said as he slipped his arm around her waist and swung her towards, his hot hairy manly chest....

From previous experience. I shall pass on making any comments

As they were gazing into each others eyes, he said....

let's have some fun...yeah..i get it...i'm not there either...it's just a story...and i like playing

along time ago in a town far away
lived a boy that was 13 but no more but a than a day
he was a very weird and a bit of a clown
and the things he got up to went right through the town
the lad had a silly smile and a nervice tick
and while he was talking to you he would play with his dick
I hear that it was Friday he was playing in his room
that his little game turned into doom
pants to the floor doing something know one should see
he placed a small washer on his small little tree
why he did this he must of thought it would be fun
but when he couldn't get it off his mind started to run
what will I do where can I go
I will keep this a secret no one must know
well the weekend rolled on and he never left the house
there were tears in his eyes and he was quiet as a mouse
then Sunday came round he could barely walk
his dick had gone black but he still wasn't going to talk
on Monday his mother thought there was something wrong
there was a stench in his room a terrible pong
she came into his room and said get out of bed
he still didn't move she thought he was dead
she picked her son up and threw him in the car
driving really fast and leaving marks on the tar
the doctor looked at him and shook his head with disgust
look what you have done to yourself you did this with lust
the hospital tried to keep the secret but that was never going to be
when the nurse rang the shire council and asked for bolt cutters with glee