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DjWabbet Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:42 AM CST : Thats it!!!
Im gunna start up my own country of which i will be King.
I will be known as Your awesomest Excellency King Wabbet the First, the only, the everything.

Now, im requiring some ministerial positions to be filled, i need people to take on the following portfolio's.

Minister of Drinkies.
Minister of Whorism.
Minister of things that buzz.
Minister of Womens services (Pimpette)
Minister of Male Inspections.
Minister of whips, chains and manacles.

More vacancies will be advertised at a later date.


That will be all.... off you go...

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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:43 AM CST : Thats it!!!
I am sooo minister of things that buzz !!! can I be can I CAN I??????????yay yay yay yay yay yay yay
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DjWabbet Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:46 AM CST : Thats it!!!
kizzy27: I am sooo minister of things that buzz !!! can I be can I CAN I??????????
I knew you would apply for that one... its yours..

Your duties will include the manufacture, import and export of buzzy things. Included in that is of course all the research and development and ongoing testing, i hope youre up to it..
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angelmarz perth, Western Australia Australia
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:46 AM CST : Thats it!!!
i'm gonna be apart of the audience!...haven't got that much time to fill in for any of those job decriptions!!
In response to: Im gunna start up my own country of which i will be King.
I will be known as Your awesomest Excellency King Wabbet the First, the only, the everything.

Now, im requiring some ministerial positions to be filled, i need people to take on the following portfolio's.

Minister of Drinkies.
Minister of Whorism.
Minister of things that buzz.
Minister of Womens services (Pimpette)
Minister of Male Inspections.
Minister of whips, chains and manacles.

More vacancies will be advertised at a later date.That will be all.... off you go...
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DjWabbet Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:47 AM CST : Thats it!!!
angelmarz: i'm gonna be apart of the audience!...haven't got that much time to fill in for any of those job decriptions!!
Fair enuf...
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Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:47 AM CST : Thats it!!!
applause applause

Pick me for Minister of whips, chains and manacles banana banana








devil
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serene56 bateau bay, New South Wales Australia
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:48 AM CST : Thats it!!!
Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese can I be Minister of Male Inspections, Your awesomest yada yada yada

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese grin


bowing
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Larf75 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:51 AM CST : Thats it!!!
I'll take minister of drinkies if you don't mind. I hope I don't get carried away with my work. rolling on the floor laughing beer wine drinking cheers yay
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DjWabbet Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:52 AM CST : Thats it!!!
Shell225: Pick me for Minister of whips, chains and manacles
This is a high pressure position, you will be of course required to deal out whippings at your discretion, but may occasionally be required to flay some of the royal subjects should they become unruly, a proficiency in the application of various restraints and whipping apparatus is desirable but not essential, as is experiance in microsoft word and excel.
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serene56 bateau bay, New South Wales Australia
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:53 AM CST : Thats it!!!
DjWabbet: This is a high pressure position, you will be of course required to deal out whippings at your discretion, but may occasionally be required to flay some of the royal subjects should they become unruly, a proficiency in the application of various restraints and whipping apparatus is desirable but not essential, as is experiance in microsoft word and excel.



laugh
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Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:54 AM CST : Thats it!!!
DjWabbet: This is a high pressure position, you will be of course required to deal out whippings at your discretion, but may occasionally be required to flay some of the royal subjects should they become unruly, a proficiency in the application of various restraints and whipping apparatus is desirable but not essential, as is experiance in microsoft word and excel.


I have it all, not to mention an overactive and perverse imagination, and an ability to torture people grin
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jimson99 armidale, New South Wales Australia
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:56 AM CST : Thats it!!!
air quiet,i have found the here
and innocence thy sister dear
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DjWabbet Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:56 AM CST : Thats it!!!
serene56: Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese can I be Minister of Male Inspections, Your awesomest yada yada yada

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
The office of male inspections is busy one, so busy in fact, it has a revolving door.
Male inspections require a hands on approach, a medical degree is not required, however, warm hands are.
The ability to test the male subjects for firmness, endurance and biteyness is desirable.
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serene56 bateau bay, New South Wales Australia
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:57 AM CST : Thats it!!!
Shell225: I have it all, not to mention an overactive and perverse imagination, and an ability to torture people



Look .. jim's here and that damned excellent wabbet thingy hasnt given me the inspection job yet


frustrated
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jimson99 armidale, New South Wales Australia
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:58 AM CST : Thats it!!!
DjWabbet: The office of male inspections is busy one, so busy in fact, it has a revolving door.
Male inspections require a hands on approach, a medical degree is not required, however, warm hands are.
The ability to test the male subjects for firmness, endurance and biteyness is desirable.


sorry DJ i am not letting you anywhere near me with those hands of yours no matter how much you tell me there warmcool
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serene56 bateau bay, New South Wales Australia
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:59 AM CST : Thats it!!!
DjWabbet: The office of male inspections is busy one, so busy in fact, it has a revolving door.
Male inspections require a hands on approach, a medical degree is not required, however, warm hands are.
The ability to test the male subjects for firmness, endurance and biteyness is desirable.



Thank you your wabbetyexcellentness

I shall require an immediate start


























joy cartwheel

motorcycle
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jimson99 armidale, New South Wales Australia
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:59 AM CST : Thats it!!!
serene56: Look .. jim's here and that damned excellent wabbet thingy hasnt given me the inspection job yet


so you are in need of an inspection are you my dear...devil

my hand are very warmdevil
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serene56 bateau bay, New South Wales Australia
Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:00 AM CST : Thats it!!!
jimson99: sorry DJ i am not letting you anywhere near me with those hands of yours no matter how much you tell me there warm



Ahem .. that's MY job batting sooooo

prepare to be inspected


devil
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Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:00 AM CST : Thats it!!!
serene56: Look .. jim's here and that damned excellent wabbet thingy hasnt given me the inspection job yet


While you wait for the most Wxcellent Wabbit... I'll just detain cowboy Jim with some light spanking and perhaps a wee handcuffinggrin
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jimson99 armidale, New South Wales Australia
Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:01 AM CST : Thats it!!!
Shell225: While you wait for the most Wxcellent Wabbit... I'll just detain cowboy Jim with some light spanking and perhaps a wee handcuffing


sounds good to medancing
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