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Nope just a pineapple lump

Brunette... but a true blonde... in the middle...

I told you so

My remark was to BBW

And the prize for the most original post of all times...... goes...to....

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Bourbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet you had great delight in that one... aye????

FUCK!

Excuse my french .... but FUCK! I am gobsmacked! How are you doing?

Kaz I will give it to you straight girlfriend - if they don't have a cam that you can actually see them and if you haven't spoken to them on the phone - then could be anyone. Sadly not all are honest and genuine as you - in fact very rare to find that sadly. And please promise me you will go slow go sure in future - is not worth the disappointment and heartache.

Sorry to be frank but I knew something like this would happen and didn't want to burst your bubble.

Life is just a learning curve,
while you are learning its not always an easy thing.
but the pain lets you know that you are alive.
life is full of deception
you can`t always judge what is, but then who wants to
good on you for being there and trying

I know GG... i have booked into "How to become a bitch thus attract great men" boot camp on monday......

Am i ok, well actually .... no doubt in a week i will be back to normal.
and yelling NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!i am now off to the tatoo parlour to get the big slogan ---PICK ME--- lasered off my forehead.

don't sweat it, shit happens.. If i had a dollar 4 all the asian ladies that hit me up out the blue needing me to help them get to australia (so we can be together 4 ever)id actaully be able to afford to send one the airfare.. Don't let it put you off the whole dating site thing you will get yours in the end.. havagoodnight/day

Hey there sorry to hear it wasn't such a fun experiance for you. But I still think you deserve a huge big medal for going for it. It take guts to do so and you've more than most on this site. Especialy given your recent experiances. Don't give up. Persist! You will find him.


And lose that pooh pooh tring or taking the risk wi;; more than likely spend the rest of thier days alone(oh but at least I wasn't made a fool of) Yeah what-ever wining big takes gambling big. Life is for risk taking not for cowering under your blanket saying "oooooh what if???"

In this you are my hero. FUKEN BIG UPS award for you.

You really need to brush up on that one fingered typing HY...

Thanks buddy... appreciate the award!! and as always your support in all my er um love endeavours.... good, bad and otherwise!!!!!!!!!!!!
On thing i have completed is my resiliency training... i have a masters award now in that. !!!!!!!

Well, I did tell you so!

Telling you to go for it while knowing that you're about to fall flat on your face aint my style.

I didn't take great delight in that... I just wanted to remind you that this conceited, obnoxious, nauseating pain in the arse Aussie did try to warn you.

I think you're probably a little humbled by the experience to rub anything in bbw. Unfortunately these things happen to the best of us. I only hope that you learn now from the last two guys. I know where you are coming from though and trust me with the year i;ve had there's nothing worse than going through everything alone all the time but there's nothing wrong with using some time by yourself to sort out what you really want in life. I'm not sure what your situation is in real life but I'm sure if you employed the same amount of yourself with someone who you can read body language off and get a better instinct for their true character, you'll be swept off your feet by mr right before too long.

Don't go there PLEASE.

I Know its Monday and probably too late. But PLEASE Don't enrol.

woops should have said..those that "pooh-pooh" tring or taking the risk, will more than likely spend......

Yep I think i understand HY. I hate that splashback as well.

Also (and this is the problem of having an overactive imagination and too much movie watching) The fact that your sitting there in a very vulnerable position with your pants around your Knees or ankles you can't move very fast. And a spider or Cockroach from underneath the seat or something coming up through the pipes. You can't escape quickly can you.

Your not going to know though. Your attention is fully on your movement. Or the fact that the door has no lock on it. (Nothing worse than someone disturbing you in mid movement) You no like "yes dear, scones would be nice for lunch". Or "hold on son Daddy's just in the middle of something" with this look of strain on your face and the gas rising up and permeating the air

So who is going to notice the attack on your vulnerable butt.

Yes it is always a risk when taking a Pooh Pooh.

I think it is me that is humbled by you guys... i so deserve a good earbashing... but no you all have been so nice.

I just recieved an email and had another conversation with the so called italian stallion aka nigerian con artist... who i totally tripped up on his lies.. so now boohoo, i am the biggest bitch on earth because he loves me soooo much and i am not helping him .... he is just four thousand dollars short...to get bailed out., but yet he does not want money... he is not in jail, but detention, yet has full access to telecom and a power point and can msn anyone all over the world... ??? I pointed a few of these things out then i was the biggest bitch on earth... i told him he is making me giggle so much... i havent laughed so hard in years... miraculously he is now out of detention and coming to new zealand to prove me wrong. Somehow dont think i will be waiting at the airport...

Its ok Drags... havent got to bitch boot camp....as if my week couldnt get much worse.... i had a root canal treatment today so am home recouperating. He was a grumpy ass indian dentist... i just wanted to pop him one.. he hurt and then started to tell me how much things were as he was doing it... so i now as the anaesthetic wears off i am right royal grumpy ass.... i think i might retire to bed and have a nana nap... i might wake up in a bit more of a civil mood.... i am thinking life cant get much worse.... oh yes it could... i could live in Nigeria...

I think that is suppose to be a Nano Nap. Its hip and trendy and doesn't make you sound old like a Nana nap.

Thats Something old People do in the chair and then wonder why they get wet patches on there shirt from the saliva that has leaked out of their mouths while napping in the sitting position.

A Nano nap recharges the Batteries. A Nana nap is something you do when your too bored and lazy to do anything else.

Goodnight Nana

I only take "POWER NAPS" they may resemble nana naps but is subtle differance that..... hang on ..... I'll think of it in a moment.