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Its a fantasy isn't it.

But this thought popped into my head as i espyed a used nappy left in the middle of the roundabout.

Disposable Nappies Should be Renamed Throw it in the bin Nappies.

This might subconsciuosly get through to some people on the right way of disposing of Disposable Nappies.

I tried hard to think of other examples

I Got

Tangle Free hose. Should be Tangle free if rolled up carefully hose.


Any other examples out there.

Hallo Dragon

You must be a mind reader Just bought one today!

Not nappies!

Hose to give my ol car a birthday wash!

Will let you know how hose tangles for me

Mineral Water.

Should be Highly filtered Tap water.

As if we had that many springs that were that pure.

Spiral condoms.....

well you get the picture...

shows where my mind is at the moment....

Well who would go there. They must be twisted F**ks


That is a brand name isn't it. They're not really Spiralled are they . There really are some strange shapes out there.

Do they reach places others don't

I wonder who will answer these Questions I bet it was a strange experience

Ok i am going to say it....

I was watching this sex programme the other night and learnt about the technique of the spiral hand job..... so that was why i said it.

Then there is the fire starter handjob as well....

now you have run away drags... havent you!!! I can see the terrified look on your face from here.... i mentioned that naughty word!!







SEX

Maybe they are used for a looooooooong SLOWWWWWW SCREWWWWWWWWWW

What the fuk a fire starter hand job is that when you rub two uuuummmmmmm Womb Brooms together

Glad I don't have cob webs

Ha ha annie....

no it is done with one eerr willing stick... hee hee
and two hands... moving the stick in a semi twirling motion...whilst moving up and down... with varying degrees of pressure.

Yet to try that one.... feedback whoever gets to try it out first!!
My man has gone back to Taupo.... so you will probably get there before me lol!! I wont be seeing him for a good week or two.. now.
so no fun trying it out on him....yet!!

oh and it is not actually twisting it, twisting it... just a gentle motion and lots of um er.... lubricant. sorry thought i could see every guy who read this freak out at the thought of some women twisting their soldier...maybe naked twister is safer lol!!

Help me please God. I am getting so (Whats a polite word for horny)

At anyrate please send one night of high school sex; my way please. In my state of fitness that will probably be enough.

I not afraid of sex. As long as we only talk about it.

I find it very hard to practice what I preach

I'm real;ly a dirty dirty lil old man under this gentlemanly veneer

I've tried that Karen.

Didn't know it had a special name. Different technique different sensation.



It was a stress release exercise HONEST

Sexually explicit comments .

Where have all the ladies

Sexually explicit comments .

Where have all the ladies gone there are none here

Our Apologies Raina

We were tempted by the

We all went to church on Sunday and now we're all s.

Well I am. I might be stretching a little for GG. And Karen is back making religious sculptures.

See we are good little munchkins most times.

uuuummmmmmmm I never went to church and since when is SEX evil - man enough evilness in the real world intentionally hurting people emotionally and physically but if the natural, enjoyable act of "SEX" or love making is evil then there's no hope for anyone

I tried so hard to polish your halo for you gogirl. I guess i wasn't reaching high enough. Well whatever i was polishing i hope it is nice and shiny now.

Well it sure wasn't my BIG TOE baby

But I am purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring

Sex is only thought to be evil by those not getting enough!!!

I used the spiral technique on my man the other night and had the old boy purring like a kitten...along with a few compliments (he does not give those out lightly).

Maybe we should have a sex technique thread of tried and true... and then those that dont want to read it dont have to. Then all the ho's supposedly like us normal girls who have great sex lives can post all we like....and those that think we are dont have to read it they can post under the puritanical themes. Each to their own. I have nothing to be ashamed about. I love sex and if someone can teach me something new that i can enjoy or give pleasure to someone else with more power to us i say.