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Wish granted you are a fly

wish I had a cook

wish granted you live with your mother






Wish people were more straight forward.

wish granted but you become to blunt towards others and you need the protection of your parents and now you live at home as well.

Wish i could travel in time

Granted but your time machine will break down and leave you stranded on a sexless place.











I wish I had a new car.

granted but your car will only travel to one destination the sexless place I'm stranded in.

wish people would stop doing horrid things to me

Wish granted, but only if you start being nice to people or you will stay on that stranded place for a long long time with Kizzy and myself going passed you to show you some skin every now and then


I wish for world peace.

granted the world of uranus is at peace

I wish your car to break down in that sexless place with sxc

The wish is granted. Kismats car is now broken down in that sexless place with sxc. But the weight of the car cause the surface to collapse and now they are at the bottom of a two mile deep hole. One trapped behind the steering wheel, the other pinned under the front axle. Neither is hurt but neither can move one tiny bit. So they are talking about hair and hair accessories.

(If you could see that far you would be splitting your sides laughing as they are getting very frustrated because they can't move there hands whilst they talk).

I wish for the power of the Fonz.

Granted but you need to use my time machine and it strands you in a opposite dimension to kizzy's manless world.


wish I was fishing out at the three kings

Granted but a Rogue wave Capsizes boat. Now your out swimming and the fish are sizing up the bait.


Wish i worked at a lingerie shop.

Your wish is granted you now work at Gay leather n studs a very chique homosexual lingerie boutique You not only work there but do all the fittings ...very hands on if you know what I mean ...



I wish someone comes along to rescue poor kismitt before a shark eats him up !!!

granted you are the after hours cleaner in a lingerie shop

I wish all the gashes were not stuck in that horrid sexless place

Hey im not there.... thank god

Thankgodfarkme

your wish is granted farked you good but then lost your number address contact details & could neva find you to fark you again.



I wish i had a better sense of direction .....

granted you can now find your favorite toy anytime you want and think of me.

wish i was your favorite toy nite

Wish granted. But you couldn't choose which colour toy you wanted to be of Kizzys so you went multicoloured and ended up in Sxc's draw to colour her world..

I wish for diamonds..

Wish granted you now work 3miles underground in a Chad Diamond Mine. Run by a Guerilla regime.

I wish I could save lou from that diamond mine.

granted but you DIE

I wish all the gashes here would have a random fark this evening and find love 2mrrw

I wish for piece on earth......