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I wish I could just have what i wanted when i wanted it ....

granted but it costs you a million times more than anyone else you've now given up on wanting anything.

wish I didn't say GASH

Ok Kismat you didnt say "gash" intead you offered all the ladies "cash" so your now popular but penniless.....


I wish I owned a mountain....lol

granted you own a side by side mountain buggy ready for the twins that are due in a wee while.

wish I could win the last word always

God not twins a fate worse than death!!!

Your wish is granted you are the 1000th post on last word but they have changed to forum rules & because you didnt say FARK in the last post you are banished from the cs site neva to be seen again stuck in NZ 9 HRS away from any action sad sad sad horny existance ....




I wish I had a massuse on call....

Wish Granted He's an Ex Sumo eunuch.with two missing fingers on each hand. But excellelent with his feet apparently.

I wish i was dead

I wish i was dead

Your wish is granted however reincarnation has proven to be the truth sooooo you are reborn but this time you are a half irishsetter half greatdane , dumb as a post &you have a terrible habit of pissing on furniture & trying to fuck dogs smaller & younger than yourself....

Funny how one life so closly resembles the other, my advise get the low down from twodawgs.......

Sounds like my wish hasn't changed

Sounds like my wish hasn't changed

Ok so now your a dead dog .....phewy smelly but you are dug up by a bear & eaten ,then shat out to fertilize a sapling on the side of a beautiful mountain you live & grow for 300 years untill you are chopped down in deforestation sent off as lumber & finnally turned into a wooden toilet seat ...A sexy girl by the name of Kizzy picks you up at the local bunnings takes you home to her place & now Drags you get all the pussy you eva wanted & all the ass too youve been picked up by a hot chick & taken home sooooo life has gotta be good for you now ......right ???



Now my wish is " I want a man bad" a sexy one ,a normal one , a hot one,a stable one , please i really really doooooooooo...

Kizzy

Glad you liked my wish granting Twodawgs but you coulda granted mine I said please & Ive been a good girl, well maybe not tooo good lol

kizzy your wish is granted. But he died in the saddle an hour after you meet him, just long enough to father your twins.

I wish for HRD Black Shadow motorcycle. OHHHHHHYEEEEEEEEhhaaaa

died in the sadlle lucky lucky man ....
well your wish is granted you get your bike take it for a blast down to the local ,no one is around to see you so you head out the back to get the lads to check out your new ride ,Excitedly you head out the door only to discover your new bikes been ripped off, not only that but all ya mates think ya full of shit .....srry Kismat blew it again.



I wish I win sat lotto $$$$$$$

Thats just mean
wish granted you win $4.20 meet a sex god but he's dismissive because you can't afford the min 30 condoms he needs.

I wish the school holidays would hurry up

Wish granted but now you have to put up with permanante holidays as someone had burnt all the schools down and all the children are all over the plae runing amuck.

I wish the world was flat so that George Bush can fall of it.

Your wish is granted George bush has fallen off the planet but now sadly Jerry Springer is now president of the USA.
This ofcourse is leading to alot of political incorrectness ...
But fark its funny as ,,,,




I wish I was a butterfly[blue ullYsis} living in a rainforest in FNQ

granted but a young boy uses you for his science project he doesn't harm you but paints you white to prove the males of the speices are only attrached to blue, which they are.

wish i was better at squash

Granted...you are now a champion squash player that no-one can beat but all your apponents are now too scared to play you so you have to play alone...Soon they plan tournaments and get togethers without you and your world becomes an empty squash raquet...sob....sob...


i wish I could sleep better.

Now ain't that just typical.

How am I suppose to find you one man who is Bad, sexy, normal,Hot and stable. I was going to say Adam Sandler. But the stable part may be bit hazy.

Its a good thing Dawgs was a better fairy than me.

It also Highlights how difficult it is to satify the Female Specie. you girls can't even decide what type of Man you'd like.

Remember ladies Men are simple. We're either good or we're bad. We can't be both. We just don't have the Blood pressure for it.

Granted You heard of the man who slept for a hundred Years. HUH nothing You've slept for a thousand years through two more world wars. You haven't aged or changed. But the Human race Has mutated. When you finally do awake you'll not be able to find a partner to love; and sex for you with the mutated human race will be impossible.

I wish I was Panther.