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I wish I was Panther.

Ok Ok Dragz if I had to choose ill take "Bad to the Bone" lol


Your wish is granted you are a sleek black panther, howeva just as you are about to mate with the sexiest female of your species you are captured by poachers & sold to a zoo in India ,Your a big success & people come to stare at you whist you lick your swollen balls (poor thing)...There is hope how eva the greenies are planning a mass breakout of all the endangered species being cruelly held captive ...



I wish I worked for greenpeace.....oh & had some bolt cutters

granted you now work for greenpeace. A market garden in Northern Greece. You earn minimum wage and rely totally on the evil little greek who manages the farm with his large overweight wife. I don't think those Blunt Rusty Bolt cutters that i have given you (Your only Family Heirloom left to you) will be of much help.

I wish I was a Nz Kingfisher.

Granted your remedies me, but I live on the other side of the plannet.

I wish we weren't so far apart

Well I now live in Australia so I guess your wish was kinda granted.....

I wish I had more time off work.

granted you've been suspended from your job because you can't sleep without connecting with kismat in the forums, you search the cs threads endlessly looking for him. It's not all doom and gloom you only need to email kismat and the hex will be broken.

Wish I really had this ability snort

Granted you now have the power to break the Hex of Zarah. But you have severe dyslexia and very poor spelling. You are searching for Zarah Beginning with an "S". Doomed I tell ya. Doomed.

I wish I had the power to spread Happiness.

Granted...in fact I think you already have that power...its as easy as a smile when someone is feeling gloomy...

But unfortunately now everyone is laughing joyfully, even the funeral parlours have people roaring with laughter...The hospital corridors are loud with craic so the poor patients are delirious with worry...The nurses and doctors can't take their symptoms serious without fits of laughter...The priest can't get through a wedding without cracking up trying to marry the bride and groom...The elderly are having to rush out and buy incontinence pads as they are wetting their pants!

I wish I had more patience

Your wish is granted but not till 2057.....better be paitent lol




I wish someone I like on cs would contact me ......


waiting , waiting ,waiting.......

Sorry hon....If I knew who it was I would give him a nudge so just hope for you he does....

What is this a singles site?

I wish you's would stop farkin around and play the GAME Here have some

Ummm last time i looked ,,,,yes!!!

And babe I am playin the game & havein a good red aswell lol
Kisses from Kizzy

It has to be ME that you are talking about.

Everyone likes me.











Okay... Everyone tolerates me!

Tolerates you? I just took u off block..

joking of course

Would it be fair to say that NEARLY everyone tolerates me?

Don't take me off block... I was just getting comfy there!

I think that is the safer way of words.

Unblock it is. can't have u getting comfy at all.

Better go, friend is here.

Play the game I wish you all didn't have any friends

Granted...but now he rings your home every twelve minutes and thirteen seconds...you lack sleep...you have to take the phone to the bathroom...every where you are he contacts you...even in the city the billboards light up with his message...AAAHHH you go nuts...now he visits you in the looney bin...there is NO escape!


I wish I was a pirate..and Johhny Depp was my off sider...(chuckles an evil knowing laugh...eeyy matey, strip for me now)

Granted the girly boy J Depp is your off sider. You set off on your maiden voyage with girly boy at hand Oar Arrrrh strip for me matey. He does the crew becomes excited and you relize your surly cantankerous crew including girly boy are all GAY!!

Wish I could do a decent Johny Depp impersonation for ya naked

That was FUNNY!

Granted you have done the perfect Johhny Depp impersonation...but as you already said he is gay...
So all of my fantasies have now gone unsaid...the latex and whips back in the closet...the video unhooked, the silk lingerie, stockings and garters thrown away...alas...


I wish I had a sex life!