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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:26 AM CST : Evil wish's
Zarah: That was FUNNY!

Granted you have done the perfect Johhny Depp impersonation...but as you already said he is gay...
So all of my fantasies have now gone unsaid...the latex and whips back in the closet...the video unhooked, the silk lingerie, stockings and garters thrown away...alas...I wish I had a sex life!


Granted, a new vibe and a endless supply of batteries are on your door stepgift . Your welcome to ezgrin

I wish for ya to get sick of that vibe real fast and instead find me a perfect replacement. smitten

nitelips
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dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:29 PM CST : Evil wish's
kismat: Granted, a new vibe and a endless supply of batteries are on your door step . Your welcome to ez

I wish for ya to get sick of that vibe real fast and instead find me a perfect replacement.

nite


Granted you are now the perfect replacement for the Coffee table. But unfortunately friends want you as a coffee table as well. So they decide to make a mould of you. Unfortunately whilst setting you in the mould they get distracted by a Johny depp video and a willing vibrator. You are forgotten and suffocate.

I wish I was a Grumpy old Fart and didn't have to have sex. grin
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:48 AM CST : Evil wish's
granted

Wish I could play my new drums more oftenmumbling
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Zarah dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:01 AM CST : Evil wish's
kismat: granted

Wish I could play my new drums more often


granted now you get to play them all day and all night...
The neighbour biker gang called the 'kiiljoys' though are not thrilled.
They bash through your door on the third night armed with wrenches and axes....ahhhh
Not a pretty sight!

You end up in the local hospital with a bass stuck up your ass and one cymbal in your top lip!



I wish I had a normal sense of humour.....laugh
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:23 AM CST : Evil wish's
Zarah: granted now you get to play them all day and all night...
The neighbour biker gang called the 'kiiljoys' though are not thrilled.
They bash through your door on the third night armed with wrenches and axes....ahhhh
Not a pretty sight!

You end up in the local hospital with a bass stuck up your ass and one cymbal in your top lip!
I wish I had a normal sense of humour.....


Granted you have a normal sense of humour in a sane world and your bored shitless. You now live vicariously though kismat and it's now a necessity to find him every day to hold on to your sanity.

I wish you would be nicer to me yawn nitelips
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Zarah dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:25 AM CST : Evil wish's
kismat: Granted you have a normal sense of humour in a sane world and your bored shitless. You now live vicariously though kismat and it's now a necessity to find him every day to hold on to your sanity.

I wish you would be nicer to me nite



comfort

I am an evil doctor with a big needle and scalpel...
You want to play doctors and nurses?
You get to wear the short skirt
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:54 PM CST : Evil wish's
jaw drop Hmmmm ensight penetration. uh oh Don't like doctors, needles, scalpels or short skirts but at least ya wana playapplause

wish you'd play my game blues
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dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:58 PM CST : Evil wish's
kismat: Hmmmm ensight penetration . Don't like doctors, needles, scalpels or short skirts but at least ya wana play

wish you'd play my game


Granted: You'd (a chap from Luxemburg)plays "My Game" with You. "My Game" is the latest board game to sweep the Russian Northern wastes. Americans say it is more fun than watching Paint dry. You'd considers Himself a master of "My Game" and will play it in his Long Johns until the cows come home. laugh laugh grin

I wish i never had to live with women who rated less than an 8 on a scale of 10.
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:23 AM CST : Evil wish's
wish i never had to live with women who rated less than an 8 on a scale of 10.



When you movin In ????? lips
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:40 AM CST : Evil wish's
think I can hear him packingdrinking
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Zarah dublin, Dublin Ireland
Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:44 AM CST : Evil wish's
kismat: think I can hear him packing


He's already at the airport...
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Zarah dublin, Dublin Ireland
Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:46 AM CST : Evil wish's
kismat: think I can hear him packing


Hey Kismat...doctors in a pretty mood...


Llllooookkkk into mmmmyyy eyyyyeeeswow

I promise to be nicegrin
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:57 AM CST : Evil wish's
Zarah: Hey Kismat...doctors in a pretty mood...Llllooookkkk into mmmmyyy eyyyyeees

I promise to be nice


NAh!!!! doctors scare me I'm a sook....lOlcrying Your going to be unpleasant tongue
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dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:38 PM CST : Evil wish's
Hey Kissy do I get the spare room or the Dog Kennel. Just wanna know how many suitcases to pack. laugh
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dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:41 PM CST : Evil wish's
kismat: NAh!!!! doctors scare me I'm a sook....lOl Your going to be unpleasant


Come On Kismat!! She may take your temperature by placing your thermometer in her mouth.

Then again she may want a more accurate reading and stick it elsewhere. laugh laugh
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:23 PM CST : Evil wish's
lightbulb Wish I could take zarah's temperature with my tool uh oh Oh thermometer. drinking
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